Milestone?

Thanks to you guys, I'm about 140 clicks away from 50K hits.

I set up site meter so it doesn't register my own clicks and only counts one unique visit every 6 hours, so it's taken me a while to get here.

I'd say about 30% of my hits are people looking for recipes (who almost never end up staying for more than 3 seconds) 10% are Perverts that stumble upon my colorful euphemisms, 10% are people looking for hammers, and the other 50% are nice folks like yourselves. The other 10% failed math.

When I find out who Mr or Mrs 50,000 is, they get to choose one of the following:

1. They can ask me to write a post about pretty much anything of their choosing.

2. I'll answer interview questions (A first for hammer!)

3. Get a special side bar mention with a link to their blog or favorite charity.

I know it's not much of a prize, but I'm a cheap bastard saving up the good one for 100K.