What can you do?
Ever wake up feeling like hammered dog shit?
You know, where you can barely move and it feels like you're going to die...
Sometimes it's the flu, sometimes a hangover, sometimes a serious illness.
What can you do?
Just put one foot in front of the other and say fuck it.
Just fuck it.
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People might not like you in your current condition, but what the hell?
You gonna stay in bed all day like a pussy?
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Oh yeah, my bud Diesel is getting into the book business.
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Check it out
posted by Bill Rowland @ July 25, 2007
36 Comments
36 Comments:
stay in bed and don't infect the rest of us...you can spend the day watching lifetime, oxygen, and hallmark like a pussy.
smile.
Go on stay in bed , you know it makes sense !
Dude, pile up in bed with plenty of diet coke, peanut m&m's good books, cigarettes and a fuzzy blankie....
feel better, ham-head
That was me on Saturday. Just one of those days when y ou wake up and just know that the night before was not a good thing...
Just a little while longer, stay the hell in bed. And then get out 13 hours later. Sometimes it's just what you gotta do.
Stay in bed. There ain't much worth getting up for these days. Hope you feel better soon!
Dont sugar coat it Hammer. Tell us how you really feel. Cheers!!
If I am seriously hung over - I won't be going anywhere. It's either something a couple aspirin and a good breakfast will fix or I'm probably poisoned. I rarely get the flu but if I were puking - again - not moving.
Anything else - fuck it - if I feel like crap, I might as well work too - not wasting time off feeling bad.
I had one of those days yesterday....wish I had at least had fun the night before to get that way....lmao. I was a "pussy" I guess because I did spend most of the day in bed...I got up..went to work...and left a note for the old man telling him that I did NOT cook dinner so if he wanted to feed the gremlins he better get his ass up and go get some take out or they could all starve..lmao...good call on my part I think..lmao.
Sounds like fun just laying around all day not doing a thing but again I am a stay at home mom so I cant just sit around in bed all day long during the week. On a weekend if I get sick Hubby takes care of the girls.
"Ever wake up feeling like hammered dog shit?"
Yeah, but only on a good day...
For me...its all about the hair of the dog!
Flyinfox_SATX
I vote for staying in bed WITH pussy...
I hate pussies!
self-pity is sooo overrated. narcissism works much, much better.
I've had those days, and if I don't have to take Kiddo anywhere, I keep my happy ass in bed till I feel a little better. But alas, usually I have them during the school year, so I have to get up to get him to school.
Ever wake up and have to gnaw off your own arm so you don't wake the farm animal you picked up at the bar the night before? She looked a lot better after that bottle of tequila...
i think you just want people to comment with the word "pussy." anyway...my sentiments exactly.
Your invitation to Diesel's book party is true, patented Hammer. Hahahahaha.
Mate, take the Australian approach and consume alcohol.
You see, the rationale is that it cannot possibly make you feel any worse.
But I dunno, because I'm a non-drinker. Yes, it's true.
Love the illustration you've chosen for this post. When I write my next bestselling novel, can I use this illo on the cover?!!
Have blogrolled you - but now I'm reconsidering it (kidding) after the F-words in this post.
Take it easy, mate. Get better soon
Cheers
David
In my house, it's referred to as "warmed over homemade fuck" instead of "hammered dog shit". It's also sometimes referred to as "morning". Whatev - hope you feel better by the time Labor Day rolls around so you can take the day off.
Some of my best days at work were when I felt like "hammered dog shit." I had a reflexive hatred going with it, and it caused everyone to get shit done.
I often emulate myself on those days...
yes, right after we ate chicken at the chinese fast food bar in the mall here a couple of months ago - worst thing that ever happened to me and i've had three children!
1. Get plenty of rest.
2. Drink gallons of liquids.
3. Peace and quiet.
4. Since you already know that you're only going to be allowed all the liquids you want, focus all your energy on getting well.
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
What kind of bug did you catch? Can I have it? I need a holiday, I don't care how painful and uncomfortable the excuse to stay in bed is.
But I hope YOU get well soon.
Sorry to hear that, Hammer. You can always go piss on a cheeseburger. Works for me...
Fuck it and keep moving is the motto around here too!
Just muck your way through the deep water. And swear. And thanks for the new blog I can read, too!
hammer?
i was thinking about starting a "blog of the week" post until i read this - you were going to be it! now, i'm feeling sort of queasy...
I wanted to stay in bed all week.
By the way, thanks for directing me to Diesel's book.
I agree, stay in bed for goodness sake, Hammer. There are times when you've just GOT to!! I'm sure NO ONE will think you're a pussy (and if they do, maybe you could curl up beside them and they'll be dead in 4 hours!!! hahahahahahahaha!!)
One foot in front of the other. Wasn't that a song, in a kids cartoon show, somewhere? Words to live by.
Do like me- Go to work- Pussy out with Chest pain and go to the Hospital for 2 days rest!
PS: Cancel Last- Hospital will kill yo ass!!
J
Yeap I have felt like that and stayed in bed. :)
Thanks for the link, Hammer!
Lol, 'Fuck It' has been what has pushed me through many days when i have felt simply reclusing.
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