Riddle post winner post for Sean.

Sean the braniac de-lurked and ripped that riddle faster than Paris Hilton's panties in the back of a limo.

He asked that I dig around in my brain for something heartwarming and funny.

Back around the turn of the century, I started taking care of my 4 year old son full time. He was not doing well in day care and they kept making him sick for weeks at a time by giving him apple juice that he has a severe allergy to.

I was working on computers at home and watching the little guy, He was frustrating but also a fun, charming little kid at the same time. One day, I was lifting something and I threw my back out.

I had pulled my back muscles on one side and it was twisting my spine into an S shape. I dragged myself to the bed and collapsed there.

I still had to take care of my son. There was no one I could call and my wife was out of town for job training.

Luckily, there was fruit and crackers and a box of cereal downstairs low enough for my son to reach. There was also water and ice on the refrigerator door. He was mostly potty trained so I figured we could weather this out until my back got better or my wife came home from her training.

My son would bring me small cups of water from the fridge and a cracker here and there so I was surviving alright. He stayed with me in the bedroom watching cartoons all day. I would read him books he brought from his room as I tried to recover from my near paralyzing injury. It was so bad I had to pee in empty soda bottles and even that was excruciating.

My son and I were laying there watching Bob the Builder or some shit like that and I dozed off. I woke up and he wasn't there in the room with me.

I called for him and didn't hear an answer. I started to panic a little. I heard the microwave beep downstairs. Oh shit! the kid couldn't count or read and sure as hell wasn't allowed near major appliances. I imagined him sticking a full metal can of soup in there or something for 20 minutes and destroying us and the rest of the block.

I hollered for him and as he came upstairs and turned the corner I noticed he was carrying a plate. He had made me a triple decker cheese, mayonnaise, Ritz cracker and chocolate chip cookie sandwich with mustard and pickles. Then microwaved it until it was all melted and bubbly.

He had a huge grin on his face and as he handed it to me. He said, "You haven't had food since lasterday daddy so I made you this."

I took the plate from him, gave him a hug and ate every bite of that thing. He asked me if I liked it and I said, "yes it's the best thing I've ever eaten"

He grinned from ear to ear and said "good I'm gonna go make you another one.... "