Hammer the vandal

I've always made fun of everything and anything. I would always modify signs to make them say something dirty. I was pretty good at it. If I was born 100 years ago I would be that guy drawing mustaches on posted signs.

One place I lived there was a bus bench advertising for some court Judge named Mc Manus. It had a big picture of the old smiling idiot right outside my front window. I was really sick of seeing that grinning asshole every day staring at me ...mocking me. So I took some glue and green paper that matched the bench, slapped it over the "M" and McManus became Mc Anus.

I laughed at my handy work every time I looked across the street. My modification was not appreciated by everyone however, and the sign would be quickly replaced. I immediately fixed it back my way. This one poor lady who worked for the Judge had to stake out the bus bench for several hours in the vacant lot to see who was vandalizing poor Mr Mc Anus. When she fell asleep in her car and I nonchalantly slapped my modification back onto the bench and changed her campaign bumper sticker as well.

When she woke up she was really really pissed off and immediately called the cops. She raised hell and demanded they fingerprint the bench. The cops really didn't care but since Mc Anus was a judge they humored her. Of course, I never left any prints. They finally gave up and replaced the bench with a picture of some hot chick running for county clerk...much better.


Here are a few of the places I used to frequent.