Saturday, December 2, 2006

The Leprechaun

Las Vegas strip 8:00 am March 17 1992.

My wife and I were vacationing on our 6 month anniversary.
We were heading to the Imperial palace Emperors breakfast buffet when a strange little man walked out of O'Sheas Casino.

He was wearing all green garb with a green hat. and pantaloons. He was carrying an Irish whiskey in a glass mug

He had red hair.

We thought he looked a little odd so we walked faster. He caught up to us and said in a perfect Irish Brogue, "Ahh I see we have newlyweds here. It warms me heart to see a lovely couple such as yourselves."

We were nervous and suspicious of this strange man but we were polite and said thank you.

He reached into his pocket and pulled out a wad of 100 dollar bills about 10 inches thick. The man in the green suit flipped through the bills and said. The luck of the Irish smiles upon me this morn, I just won this money and tipped my cocktail waitress $1000.

We told him congratulations.

I was kind of freaked out and nervous. I went to cross the street. He put a hand on my shoulder and said "watch out me lad." just as a car whizzed by. It would had flattened me.

My wife and I looked up to thank the stranger for saving my life but he was gone.

Disappeared. We looked in every direction and there was no sign of him Poof.


Part of me was wondering if it was a dream or hallucination but my wife was right there the whole time and she confirmed that it really did happen.

After that we won quite a bit of money. I think his luck rubbed off on us.

I know you are supposed to catch the leprechaun and get his gold but I'm 90% Irish myself and I really didn't feel like testing the supernatural that morning.

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16 Comments:

At December 2, 2006 at 11:18 PM , Anonymous Infinitesimal said...

Ah,
Good one. thanks

I think my leprechaun was more of the mentally ill variety.

I wish you would tell more stories.

This is like, my favorite place to come.

 
At December 3, 2006 at 12:12 AM , Anonymous No Mas said...

Ah, me lad, yez shud ev been a wee bit friendlier an perhaps gotten a tip yerself (or freaking mugged).

 
At December 3, 2006 at 1:10 AM , Anonymous Abejarron Caotico said...

Catching him would have been a bad idea, probably. Leprechauns aren't supposed to be little "Lucky Charms" type characters. They're a lot more like Puck... they do what pleases and amuses them. That probably won't get you killed, but it could get you in a fair amount of trouble. You're probably lucky that one didn't think it would be funny to see you get smacked by the car.

 
At December 3, 2006 at 2:44 AM , Anonymous Gunny John said...

Good thing he didn't offer to buy you a drink...I hear that those "little people" are hell on wheels when they hit the booze...get all pranky and whatnot.

 
At December 3, 2006 at 2:48 AM , Anonymous Kirsten N. Namskau said...

It is these things, Hammer...
One never tell a friend who are doctor...
I use to tell my children, when they had experiences like that..."Ask the others you were together with. If they saw or experienced the same, then it was true."
Because if it was hallucination, even if both of you were hallucination because of something you had been drinking or eaten, you would have experienced or seen different things, depending on what you were thinking of at the moment, or what your mind was busy with.

But, scientific... we are not allowed to believe in anything the science can not proof.
That's why we got so many different kinds of diagnoses of mental illnesses.
Those who are psychic have learned to keep quiet about a lot of things.

 
At December 3, 2006 at 7:20 AM , Anonymous concerned citizen said...

ever since I saw that scary Leprechan movie, they freak me out. I wouldn't want to meet one in real life. I'd be looking under the bed before i went to sleep.

 
At December 3, 2006 at 7:51 AM , Anonymous BBC said...

You must have some really good drugs, can I have some??

 
At December 3, 2006 at 11:14 AM , Anonymous Scott from Oregon said...

Mother effing midgets!! Should have dropped kicked that little shindigger...

Whaqt you encountered was a promo-gimic designed to get you to go gamble more.

Let me guess, you look sort of Irish?

Hmmmm.

And I thought what occured in Vegas was supposed to stay there?

This all reminds me of a disappearing semi-trailer mystery I once encountered and still can't resolve.

 
At December 3, 2006 at 12:28 PM , Anonymous Intolerant said...

I have this little monkey that turns up from time to time to hide my wallet and leave cigarette butts in my half full sodas. Little bastard.

 
At December 3, 2006 at 1:21 PM , Anonymous The Phosgene Kid said...

Sure and they're always after me lucky charms...

 
At December 3, 2006 at 1:52 PM , Anonymous kat said...

I stopped questioning the unusual years ago. There were two of you. Great story!

 
At December 3, 2006 at 4:47 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

infinitesimal: Thanks! I'll try to think of some more blog suitable stories.

nomas: Thats what I was thinking, lots of weirdos in vegas.

Phoenix: Whatever it was seemed to be pretty friendly, but I am a very wary distrustful person so I don't take any chances.

The Phosgene Kid: They're magically delicious

l>t this one was pretty friendly and happy, kept thinking I was on candid camera or something.

Kirsten: I hear you, If anyone in autority ever asked my I would deny it in a second.

Jarhead: this guy was already half lit or really a mythical creature. I hadn't started drinking yet.

BBC lol That would explain some things wouldn't it.

Scott: I thought it was a gimick. A guy walking out ofa casineo flashing at least 20k. Lets here your trailer story

Intolerant: Frigging monkeys...

Kat: I kept pinching myself making sure I wasn't having some kind of weird New Orleans flashback.

 
At December 3, 2006 at 5:22 PM , Anonymous Eric ( GUNZ ) said...

LOL...

Another great one. I lost my train of thought after reading Gunny's comment. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything because I would of aspirated.

 
At December 3, 2006 at 6:08 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weird New Orleans flashback? That must've been a doozy...

And I think I'll decline to sample the water in Las Vegas if I ever visit.

- ISU Tinkerer

 
At December 3, 2006 at 6:15 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

ISU tinkerer: If you spent a week partying on burbon street, and saw a flock of leprechauns shooting flaming shamrocks out of their buttholes, it wouldn't even seem weird

 
At December 4, 2006 at 7:11 AM , Anonymous Judith said...

Ahh I think it was the sidhe looking after you that day

 

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