Saturday, December 2, 2006

Tagged again.

I was tagged by Infinitesimal to tell six weird things about myself.

Since Pretty much everything about me is weird I'll just name some off the top of my head.

1. I have a recurring nightmare of being devoured by an evil station wagon.

2. I do my own dental cleaning with my own tools and have never had a cavity.

3. I own three broken watches that all stopped exactly at 2:20 AM

4. I once met a real Leprechaun

5. I carry a concealed handgun at all times (in case I meet another leprechaun)

6. I'm descended from of witches, psychics, and clairvoyants several generations back on both sides of my family.

I'll tag Dragon on this one.

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At December 2, 2006 at 5:07 PM , Anonymous Infinitesimal said...

you know something, clocks never ever ever tell the right time in my home, not digital not battery operated not even the one on my computer, not the one on my stove my alarm clock or the one on my heating thermostat. If they ever did start telling the right time, I think I may vanish. I cannot wear a watch because i drain the battery, same thing with cameras.... Like, my computer, I take it in right, to get it fixed, and the tech was like, "well I set your clock for the right time, I don't know how it got onto the wrong time, that shouldn't happen" I take it home, and within days, it is back to telling the wrong time, it is 3 minutes fast now.

and I met a leprechaun too, either that or a very mentally ill person. i want to hear your leprechaun story, tell it puhleeeeease

(I think you are supposed to provide more description in your weird things anyways)

And there was some gypsy in my fam back in the day too.

Oh, and on the cavity thing, I am convinced that they teach dental students to create cavities.

They take a sharp tool and stick it into the tooth and wiggle a nice big hole and they SAY it is to check the "density" but I am convinced it is to open a hole and grow a cavity for the next visit!!!


I am procrastinating BTW I should be writing a huge termpaper right now.

thanks for the distraction, so tell me more about the leprechaun!!

 
At December 2, 2006 at 5:34 PM , Anonymous dragonlady474 said...

This is without a doubt the most excellent meme I've been tagged on...thanks Hammer!
I've heard of the watch/clock thing before...must be that magnetic personality. :)

 
At December 2, 2006 at 6:48 PM , Anonymous kat said...

The dental work answer has elevated you to iron man in my opinion. While nobody in the family will ever admit it, one of us from each generation dreams of future events. I want to hear the leprechaun story too!

 
At December 2, 2006 at 7:01 PM , Anonymous Abejarron Caotico said...

Oh, yes... you must tell the leprechaun story! My imaginary friend is a leprechaun... his name is Paddy O'Furniture.

I can't help but notice you make sure to do the things you're tagged for. If I ever need someone to help me rob a bank, I'm tagging you.

 
At December 2, 2006 at 8:15 PM , Anonymous Eric ( GUNZ ) said...

I have a platoon of plastic army men sitting in my window sill by my bed. They act as a dream catcher; I mean killer. I have a few irregular ones. Is that weird? LMBO! True though... and that's their purpose. :)

 
At December 2, 2006 at 9:03 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

infinitesimal it's not the clocks, you are a time traveller :)

dragonlady474 Can't wait to see yours.


kat I hate dentists and I think many are crooked, preferring to drill in good teeth to soak insurance companies.

Phoenix, I try to do right by my blog friends, except for banks I might show up fashionably late for that one.

Gunz, that is pretty awesome, I want to hear more so I'm tagging you on this one.

 
At December 2, 2006 at 9:19 PM , Anonymous BBC said...

Boy..... you really are..... weird.

Being being devoured by an evil station wagon is weird.

And Leprechauns, I so don't believe in them, I mostly don't believe in anything I can't see and touch.

Yeah, dentists, want you to buy their new homes, fancy toys, and put their kids through college.

I have pretty good luck with watches. As for computer clocks, everyone is in the same boat.

My Atomic clock is great.

 
At December 2, 2006 at 11:23 PM , Anonymous Infinitesimal said...

I ream future events all the time, or i used to when i was recording each and every dream, now i am so busy i tend to forget...

man i am coming up with all sorts of good weird things about me here.

makes my blogpost seem normal.

speaking of time,

i used to be able to speed it up, an sometimes i can slow it down... like get 3 hours of work done in just one hour.

ever do that? it freaks me out.

I am NOT doing that right now.

this termpaper is kicking my ass

 
At December 2, 2006 at 11:24 PM , Anonymous Infinitesimal said...

sorry, "Dream" the D key sticks on my computer....

 
At December 3, 2006 at 6:23 AM , Anonymous sarahbobeara said...

it will be interesting to see how long you keep your teeth once you hit old age...do you take your kids to the dentist? or clean their teeth too? (not being a smartass on that, just wondering :))

 
At December 3, 2006 at 6:28 AM , Anonymous Hammer said...

Nah my kids have major dental issues since they were neglected before their adoption. They have a pediatric dentist that takes care of them under my watchful eye.

 
At December 3, 2006 at 2:06 PM , Anonymous JP... said...

I pretended to be a dentist on AllExperts.com and answered all sorts of dental related questions. I also pretended to be a legal expert, a physicist working on time travel theories, a school teacher, a charter fisherman, and a felon on the run. You would not believe how eager people were to take my advice based only on my word as a certified dentist. I made it up as I went along...that's a story in itself.

 
At December 4, 2006 at 5:48 AM , Anonymous Judith said...

As an irish person Im quite interested in the leprechaun story and also about your bloodline with the elementals, do tell!!!!

 
At December 4, 2006 at 7:04 AM , Anonymous Judith said...

sorry Im still asleep here just noticed the leprechaun story *blush*

 

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