Double tagged!!

Thought I was going to be offline for a bit but everything worked out.

Myron and barista grazioso both tagged me for Three Thing” MeMe

Here goes:

Three things that scare me:
Not being in control of my environment.
Doctors
Clowns

Three people who make me laugh:
My son
Louie Anderson
David Spade

Three things I love:
Firearms of all kinds
Music
Science

Three things I hate:
Rude ungrateful people
Trolls
Left wing extremists

Three things I don’t understand:
Calculous
Self destructive people
(M-theory and brane cosmology

Three things on my desk:
Herbal medicine
Kids artwork
Bottle of stetson cologne

Three things I’m doing right now:
Waiting for my annoying inlaws to come bother me.
Helping my son with his homework
Reading to the kids

Three things I want to do before I die:
Visit the Smithsonian
Win a Vegas Jackpot
Fly an airplane

Three things I can do:
Cook
Shoot guns well
Tune any musical instrument by ear

Three things I can’t do:
Ski
Sing soprano
Touch my toes

Three things you should listen to:
The southpark Christmas album
Black Sabbath Volume IV
Count Basie

Three things you should never listen to:
Politicians
Car salesmen
Realtors

Three things I’d like to learn:
How to write in a programming language
How to fly a plane
How to convince stupid people to use birth control.

Three favourite foods:
Mexican
Indian
Thai

Three beverages I drink regularly:
Diet coke
Pinot Noir
Beer

Three TV shows/Books I watched/read as a kid:
The Banana Splits
Krofft Super show
Gilligans Island

Edit: Phoenix reminded me that I needed to tag someone so she gets it and BobG as well.