More crazy searches.

This weeks crazy google searches. I found these gems today on my sitemeter and thought they were especially screwed up.


charles nelson reilly homosexual: I bet the pants with the built in knee pads and rear zipper gave it way.

cayenne pepper and hemmeroids Kids, don't try this at home.

slamming testicles: See above

anger management for 7th graders: Isn't that what whacking off is for?

I fucked my mother: Man, that was a figure of speech! I didn't really intend for you to do it.

duck quote: If you can quote a duck without saying quack you are on drugs.

home remedy for staph in dog Go see a vet you fucking cheap sonovabitch

"fireman carry " girlfriend: You better go catch her before she gets on the big red truck

bacon grease and hemmoroids Fry away your roids in minutes!

"empty my bladder" Go do that on your own blog.

poo and wee songs See piss and shit for more results.