A poem
Many of your google searches end up at my blog
cleavage, horse sex and recipes for cheese log
you yearn to see spanking monkeys and gonorrhea
sadly what I offer is gassy preachers and diarrhea
you failed to find pics of naked guys in the shower
better keep searching your Viagra lasts but an hour
fulfillment of sexual oddities I'm not here to provide
Unless you get off to silly stories... that I will abide
Labels: Humor
posted by Bill Rowland @ November 24, 2006
13 Comments
13 Comments:
Pithy Quips I leave to you
In this delightful blog,
tis the place to find witty words
and see some humping dogs
Good one.
I'm no expert on it but I read somewhere that Viagra was good for four hours.
I loved you before I met you.
I can always love you more.
But I will never love you less.
Than a one.
But that doesn't frigging mean I have to like you. :-)
I REALLY wanted pics of naked guys in a shower too...
Party pooper.
Literally...pooper. ;)
Steve~
Very nice. I see potential here.
By the way "horse sex" ... that was me. ;)
Ha ha. One of my favorite ones was some guy looking for "Tart beavers" WTF? What's really funny is I had a reference to that!
Iiiiiiiihhhhhhh.....yeahhh....You're looking for naked men!!!
OK...I will show up with some nice guys in my next blogg ... one in the shower...HAH...I'm not chicken...I am THE chick.
Very nice. I get similar weirdo searches, one of my next few posts I will share mine with ya.
nice
now go rent PI today,
it is an amazing film, directed by the star shot in NYC with I think a 3,000 budget.
his next movie is out in color and it is called The Fountain, can't wait to see it.
hammer, where the hell's your head
you done gone stuck it in a well
poets are as poets do
what you just did is poopy poo.
Kirsten: It's people searching for naked men who end up finding my blog for some reason. not the other way around lol.
The rest of you guys are funny as well.
I once wrote a haiku about dysentary. I'll see if I ca find it.
I just got a google hit for "inflate her"
If someone would kindly explain that to me, I'd be obliged...
Hammer. I want your recipe for cheese logs. WIll you post it?
Hehe, I'm tempted to just post all the pictures my perverse searchers are looking for. Perhaps it should be viewed as a request line of sorts?
I'm just not too excited about posting pictures of hermaphrodites.
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