My mom's new "room mate"
My mother hated my father. She belittled him, chastised him. and did everything she could to undermine anything he believed in and stood for.It was confusing for me, because outside of the home dad was an alpha male, war hero, successful businessman and a great father.
For some strange reason, when my mother treated him like dog shit and cut off his nuts (figuratively) he didn't respond the way I thought he should.For some reason he loved her despite her constant abuse. He never said one bad thing about her to me and he was constantly reminding me to respect her no matter what.
As soon I as I moved out of their house and got married my mom dumped his ass. I thought it was the best thing that ever happened. I was able to have a decent normal relationship with my dad without having to put up with seeing him being emotionally abused.
Once my dad was out of the picture, my mother informed me that she had taken a room mate to help cover expenses. No big deal I thought.
Just a month or so later I got very ill and went to the emergency room.I was diagnosed with an appendicitis and was sitting in a wheel chair when I saw my moms room mate for the first time. She was 6ft 4, angular, athletic and wearing a polka dotted mini-skirt.
I was in a shitload of pain and waiting for surgery so I didn't have time to ponder this strange new addition to the family. Hmm... why was my moms room mate at the hospital?
These strange thoughts followed me to the operating room and into unconsciousness.
I woke up in the recovery room and my wife and her sister were standing over me.As I was coming out of the anesthesia, my first words were "My mom is a rug muncher!" They thought I was still delirious from the drugs.
I will preface the next part by saying that my mother is not really a homosexual, She wanted to make babies with Elvis and later she used to sit in front of the TV and drool over Tom Seleck. I was warned that she would dump my dad if either of those guys came calling.
I left the hospital and soon recovered enough for my wife and I to go back to the old homestead for a visit with mom.
She had told me that "Bridgette" had taken over my old room. When I walked by I noticed that there was junk all over the bed, no sheets and obviously no occupants for quite some time.
I glanced over to my mom's bed and it was obvious that there was definitely a two person setup going on in there. I didn't say anything. To me it was just another chapter in a long novel of my mothers weirdness.
My mother acted strange and nervous when I was around her and her room mate, Bridgette was nice, outgoing and friendly. Soon they bought a house together. I went for a visit and noticed that my mom and Bridgette were wearing Birkenstocks, masculine type clothes and they both had the exact same ornate wedding band on.
Well if that didn't beat all. I wasn't even invited to my mothers first gay wedding.
It took her a year or so of beating around the bush for my mom to finally ask if I knew what was going on and if approved of her relationship.
I told her that I had known about it for over two years and was just waiting for her to get the guts to bring it up. I told her that as long as she was happy I didn't care what she did.
My mom took the gay lifestyle to the hilt "so to speak" She marched in gay marches, ate in gay restaurants and only had gay friends. I soon felt like I was an embarrassment to her being the only non gay thing in her life. She even questioned me one time hoping that I was in the closet so she could have a gay son. Sorry to disappoint you mom.
It was a little weird because her partner was only 2 years older than I was. I liked Bridgette and was glad mom at had least picked a nice person.
I soon remembered that I hadn't told my dad about what was going on. I felt like it was my duty to let him off the hook and let him know that all the years of bullshit he put up with was not his fault.
He took it fairly well. We got drunk and tried to laugh about it the best we could.
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17 Comments:
Hammer, has your imagination taken full flight?
I couldn't imagine how I wold react to this if this was to happen to me. It feels kinda weird...
I hope your dad has settled down with a sweet gentle lady who deserves him. Wow, what a peculiar story. Your mom really IS an oddball. Then again, I knew they were over the line of weirdness when you told that story about the chocolate genitals. That's not just bohemian - that's whickety-whack.
You're not from the south bend area, are you?
Wow, what a story. I am glad to hear that you are taking it well and have what you feel is a normal relationship with both parents.
Unlike me who, as you can see via my blog posts, have been psychologically scarred for life by some unknown incident in my past.
Thanks for posting you story.
Flyinfox_SATX
"My mom is a rug muncher!"
Thanks Hammer...now I have to clean the coffee off of my monitor. LOL
I'm glad you can laugh about it and go on. Family is family even with all their baggage, ya still gotta love em.
My step-nephew's mother (brother in law's ex wife) is a lesbian. When ever my brother sees him he asks, "So Dominick, your mom still a dyke?" He just chuckles and says, "yeah, still."
Hammer, what a story ! OUCH to your poor Dad !
I'm glad you doidn't go into the closet just to join your Mon and Bridgette !
Rug mucher - hee-hee ! I'm so glad I get Brazillian waxes !!!!
Be good. Happy Wednesday.
Keep writing and I'll keep reading !
Sincerely,
Anne Elizabeth
Lexcen: I wish I could make this stuff up.
Princess: It is weird you are not alone in thinking that.
Phlegm fatale: My step mother is worth about 4 posts and maybe more if she keeps it up.
Og, Nope Whats in south bend?
Flyinfox, Normal relationship..not really but I'll save it for the sequel.
MrsJoseGoldbloom: I laugh about most anything these days. There is really no alternative.
Intolerant that's pretty much how I deal with it. How can I be offended at his point?
Anne Elizabeth keep up those waxes. Shag carpet is so 70's :)
I guess that kind of stuff has to happen to someone.
Wow is pretty much all I can say.
You seem to have turned out fairly unscathed though.
Better she be happily rug munching than stay miserable...and it's good you are cool with it. I remember my stepsis had to come out to my parents who were pretty homophobic, it was a bit difficult with them for a while.
Bacon: I'm taking one for the team ;)
Big dick: Thanks for the compliment.
Jenafear: I've become much more tolerant about certain things over the years. I'ts near impossible to survive as a homophobic these days. I have to take each situation at face falue and deal with it.
I can understand why your Mum likes munching rugs. I mean, I like munching rugs. You like munching rugs...
It just seems logical...
anne elizabeth--
You are being entirely unfair to the mail population who can read.
The only thing that kind of weirded me out....
I couldn't help but wonder if she had the same taste in women as I did.
LOL!
That is a gd one!
Hmmmm, well this is unfamilar territory for me brother...
Interesting read though, I must say, and one crazy ass life you've lived.
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