Bullshit part V
Health food...more bullshit.. low fat foods have added sugar to replace taste of the lost fat and low sugar foods add fat to make up for the lack of sugar. It's a zero sum game so just eat regular shit. They just found out that many of these diet foods such as margarine love to hang out in your arteries and some sugar substitutes trick your body into storing fat..so go eat some real fucking butter...I promise you will cream your pants if you taste real food for once. Ask any 100 year old person what they ate during thier lifetime and they will tell you booze, cigarettes and melted butter...
Scientology...350 million year old alien exile spirits (thetans) like to come out of a volcano and are make you do bad stuff...it's not your fault.. Come put your hand in our thetan meter and we will tell you how many aliens infest your body. You will also get a chance to confess to us every bad thing those thetans have ever made you do. Just pay us $30,000 or more and we will make those nasty thetans go away. Don't worry, if the thetans get too strong and you leave the church of Scientology we will release the tapes of your confessions to your boss, family and friends.
Who the fuck writes this bullshit? Hehe oh yeah the same stupid bastard that wrote Battlefield earth... Imagine if George Lucas said Star Wars was real and we needed to pray to the force... Oh never mind.. already happened
Botox and collagen injections..More bullshit!...Holy crap..have you seen the otherwise normal looking women who pay good money to get their lips inflated to 200psi? What the hell are they going to do with those things?...ugh I don't want to know... The problem is that the body starts reabsorbing the collagen in a few weeks so they have to constantly get refills or they end up with a flat tire hanging off of their face... And the botox? You look like a fucking stroke victim that has yet to recover use of that part of their face...quit it already or you will look like this.
posted by Bill Rowland @ April 01, 2009
30 Comments
30 Comments:
sometimes when I read your posts...I just laugh and laugh.
and sometimes the stupidity of people makes me angry...
I was laughing too right up to the point I saw the Mask looking thing.
Jeepers.
My husband was into scientology when I met him...they would do seemingly magical stuff to interest him. I think my lack of impressedness got him thinking in normal mode again and he fell away. They did not release anything. But they also didn't have a current address or a boss or family to send anything to.
I look fantastic at nearly 50 in spite of a enormous amount of extra poundage. I really should lose it. But my secret? vitamin e patted on the wrinkly bits. Celebrities such as mentioned are not celebrities because they are brilliant like Stephen Hawking after all - they are merely rich and probably easy.
Why DO people want to look like charicatures? (that spelling doesn't look right at all but I've had 3 beers now and don't care to check it)
Right on about the food,my ol 88yr dad,eats mostly beef,fish if its fried ,has drank a supertanker full of booze over the yrs,smoked for 45yrs,and hes still goin like a bat outta Hell,and still mentally sharp.Think its those ol Georgia genetics? Lord,those Botox queens look bad,thank goodness I'm on my third 101 Turkey.
The rumor is that L Ron Hubbard bet RH Heinlein that he could create a religion from science-fiction....the rest is history.
Excellent post, Dr. Hammer! Natural foods in moderation are what our bodies need most. So eat the butter!
You have a gift for mixing reality with the absurb!
~AM
I'll take wrinkled and fat ... thank you very much!
yeah i love scientology. Those peeps are nuts
i say enjoy life while you can and and as long as you can. My husband hates margarine and he loves butter. He is a very healthy 60 year old man who lives on hamburgers and butter with cakes and cookies on the side. He is in better health then some thirty year old vegans.
LOL, The things people will do all in the name of vanity.
I made a scientologist post a couple years ago, they're effing crazy! Sorry that is just the thetans taking over my body and making me write bad things about the only people that know the truth...
I've given up on all the crap. I use butter and eat eggs. Even have bacon sometimes. I do try to avoid using lard, though.
Talk about bullshit, that is what you are, full of bullshit. :-)
Did ya really have to post the pic of that one chick? No, not Pelosi, I think she's a GILF. Oy....Low Fat also adds tons of sodium which carries water, which carries weight. Bullshit Be Damned!! Cheers Hammer!!
yup I agree it's all bullshit. You should read the book, The God Makers. it would blow you away.
You make TOO MUCH SENSE. I love butter - a little dab is enough and it tastes so good. My grandparents lived to be in their late 90's eating normal food.
Botox and collagen are very scary.
Just wear sunscreen daily, that's all you need to avoid wrinkling up like a prune.
You are one zany and crazy individual -correct though in my mind about the fats and sugars, the aliens and also the stupid botox stuff. Just makes people look ugly as sin and twice as mean and nasty then too!
At least it wasn't George Lucas himself that made up the Church of the Jedi.
He's just the Creator.
I don't know if people are actually getting crazier, or if we just hear more about it because of the Net and satellite TV's and such.
Eggs and bacon and buckets of cheese!
Hammer- You forgot Joan Rivers! I thought she was dead 10 years ago!
Now it looks like she has bought a whole new body!!
I think George Carlin's spirit has invaded your living being Hammer!
ROTFLMAO!
You are cracking me up.
I had someone ask me the other day if I had had botox. I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. then I said "with this face, come on". he started laughing too.
My saying is : no fake tits, no fake face, no fake people. If you don't keep it real, don't come near me.
Have an awesome day Hammer.
I use butter, don't roast my arse in the sun and have a glass ( or two) of red everyday... It will be just my luck some sob without insurance will hit me and kill me and all of my conservative bs will be for naught...NEXT!
Katherine: Thanks so do I once I sober up and read what I wrote ;D
Admiral: That's just scary hih?
Jeannie: good tip on the Vitamin E.
the stuff people do to themselves for the sake of beauty borders on insanity.
Diller: I think being happy is the key no matter how we choose to do it.
Tshsmom: That would explain everything!
Airmanmom: thanks, I see absurdity all around me so I won't be running out of material any time soon :)
Dana: Same here..au natural is the way to go.
snowmanpoop: to the extreme!
Garnet: A good attitude and moderation will do wonders for quality of life.
Becky: I must be up to my friggin eyeballs in thetans.
Phosgene: If I ever open a restaurant it will be named "la manteca"
BBC: well at least I'm not full of thetans.
mattman: gilf...well that deer in the headlights look is kind of a boner blocker for me lol
burfica: I'll check it out
Barbara: good tip on the sunscreen keeps people from turning into jerky.
Jeni: I guess you are right..I can see some of these sugery junkies having a form of self hatred.
Larry: You are right, lucas didn't start the church. But I think he needs to be sacrificed ;)
Michelle: Oh yeah, old joan can never die because she has no original parts left.
flyinfox: Thanks! He is my ghost writer ;)
Beachgirl: No fake stuff for me either..it just looks weird.
Jersey: I always expect murphy to mess up the best laid plans.
Dude, that's some scary shit! I'll just hang out with the wrinkled ladies.
Pass the butter!
RLL: Or butter up some wrinkled ladies ;)
Joan Rivers! You forgot Joan Rivers!
Hammer, your pictures made my eyes bleed.
I love your way of thinking...
It's amazing what people believe. Whether it's pseudo-religion or Botox, the old saying applies: a fool and his money are soon parted.
I went back to real butter a few years ago after being reintroduced to it while eating at an amish restaurant. I'd forgotten how good it tastes.
I'll NEVER understand how anyone could see someone else's botox injections, face-lift, boob-job or lip-inflation and think to themselves, "Hey, that looks great. Think I'll get me some." More dollars than sense, I guess.
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