My list

Who is on my shit list?
The current administration for throwing capitalism and the free market in the toilet, filling high level positions with tax cheats, appointing Marxist advisers, apologizing to our enemies and basically making the US look like a weak willed bunch of pansies in front of the Russians, Chinese, Taliban and any other group of nutbags that are pissed off at us.
Advertisers and TV executives: Do you really think gangster rappers need to be peddling breakfast cereals at 7am? Do I really want my girls to see their hero Hanna Montana dating a dreadlocked rastafarian on her sitcom? Do I want to hear (C)rap music on the Discovery channel to make Science and technology seem cool and hip? Fuck no! I want mass media to stop trying to shove black culture down our throats. It is a culture of misogyny, violence, crime, drugs, unwed pregnancy and victim mentality. No thank you. You got your token president now leave me the fuck alone. The TV is going off as of right fucking now.
American companies first for trying to use crooked Enron type policies to help hide the truth about their solvency. For greedily taking bailout money which basically means they sold their souls (and your retirement) to the devil. Now some idiot bureaucrat gets to run your company for the foreseeable future. It's called nationalization numb nuts...You learn about it in 7th grade. You should have just declared bankruptcy. Now you are Obama's prison bitch. Welcome to Oz motherfuckers.
My Niece, applied for and recieved $200,000 in grants and student loans, finished school for about $20,000, wasted $180,000 on several first class vacations, tons of electronics, and dining out. She gets a good job after graduation, immediately goes out on disability due to a "Neck injury" even though she seems to be able to ride roller coasters and go white water rafting while off work..Her doctor releases her to go back to work, she develops a rash says she can't work . So they fire her. Now it's every one's fault but hers. No money, no job, now she is coming to me and my wife for money.. I put my foot down and told them NO! I am not getting involved. I've done it before and it sucks. People need to learn to stand on their own two feet.
That is my shit list..what's yours look like?
The current administration for throwing capitalism and the free market in the toilet, filling high level positions with tax cheats, appointing Marxist advisers, apologizing to our enemies and basically making the US look like a weak willed bunch of pansies in front of the Russians, Chinese, Taliban and any other group of nutbags that are pissed off at us.
Advertisers and TV executives: Do you really think gangster rappers need to be peddling breakfast cereals at 7am? Do I really want my girls to see their hero Hanna Montana dating a dreadlocked rastafarian on her sitcom? Do I want to hear (C)rap music on the Discovery channel to make Science and technology seem cool and hip? Fuck no! I want mass media to stop trying to shove black culture down our throats. It is a culture of misogyny, violence, crime, drugs, unwed pregnancy and victim mentality. No thank you. You got your token president now leave me the fuck alone. The TV is going off as of right fucking now.
American companies first for trying to use crooked Enron type policies to help hide the truth about their solvency. For greedily taking bailout money which basically means they sold their souls (and your retirement) to the devil. Now some idiot bureaucrat gets to run your company for the foreseeable future. It's called nationalization numb nuts...You learn about it in 7th grade. You should have just declared bankruptcy. Now you are Obama's prison bitch. Welcome to Oz motherfuckers.
My Niece, applied for and recieved $200,000 in grants and student loans, finished school for about $20,000, wasted $180,000 on several first class vacations, tons of electronics, and dining out. She gets a good job after graduation, immediately goes out on disability due to a "Neck injury" even though she seems to be able to ride roller coasters and go white water rafting while off work..Her doctor releases her to go back to work, she develops a rash says she can't work . So they fire her. Now it's every one's fault but hers. No money, no job, now she is coming to me and my wife for money.. I put my foot down and told them NO! I am not getting involved. I've done it before and it sucks. People need to learn to stand on their own two feet.
That is my shit list..what's yours look like?
25 Comments:
Your niece is only postponing the inevitable. Those student loans are continuing to accrue interest. They won't be forgiven unless she dies or can prove total and permanent disability. She better get back to work and start paying or they're going to follow her for the rest of her life.
Yikes Hammer. Kids dont want to work now a days. If they can get away with it they will. She will have to pay back all that money yes one way or another or some one will if something happens like Terri said if they cant prove she is permantly disabled.
I honestly have an entire pad like this that my assistant gave me. I use to have two lists...today's list..and the permanent list...
Mine looks to be about the same as yours, Hammer, except for the niece part.
I would also like to add, the Republican party for acting so much like Democrats that we (and they) forgot there's supposed to be a difference. Add to that, GW Bush who saddled this TARP tiger just before he ambled off into the sunset.
But at least he didn't intend to ride it himself.
I learned this wisodom young and as others are want to do, start your day off with the obits- it just might make the day.
I know it has mine upon more than one occasion.
Your niece should sit tight (which should be easy), because it won't be long before The One provides a Student Loan bailout and free Power Bars for 95% of the population.
Oddly enough Hammer, my list looks very much like yours!
This about covers it...
Hammer-We have almost the exact shit list.... Except mine includes people that I know personally that wont pay taxes and gets away with it! I get billed for taxes on a car that I dont own and had to pay it and this person owes like $100k to the IRS and yet they do nothing to them. I would have already been locked up by now! It just pisses me off!!!
Right on Hammer!!!!
My government is not on my shit list yet - in spite of all the liberal abuse - our govt has kept us in ok shape - if only the auto makers and unions could smarten up. I haven't checked the last couple days but I hope there is no bailout. They are on the shit list.
My nephews are on my shit list. They treat their Mom very poorly for no good reason.
High up on my list are The Teamsters,and other organized pimps that continue to try and conduct business as usual when the membership is having their cahones served to them. I lost it when I heard there were auto workers making $75.00 an hour on furlough and still collecting salary...
I'll pass on the rest for now, lol!
My list is pretty similar, except I would have to change the last part about your niece to my saggy pants, wife beater wearin drug dealing rap music blaring white-trash whigger asshole dirtbag ex-con fuckface dickhole neighbors.
No..seriously there are wonderful shitbag neighbors.
Well said, Hammer! I agree!
my non-shit list is much shorter - can we start there?
Hammer,
That's a good list!
I try to look on the bright side. No one is talking about immigration or protecting our borders any longer...are they?
Shit! I'm am at the top of mine own wrist (list).
Great Reader KIM Jong IL
Berkeley, Norf Korea
Terri: I expect that she will find some underhanded way to postpone it even further.
Tweety: I expect her at age 25 to be declared permanently disabled by her quack doctor.
Katherine: I would fill em up fast ;)
Larry: I was afraid the Bush things would end up in the wrong hands.. They didn't believe me.
WP: I would but my local paper is bankrupt lol
Jim: I can see it happening and that would be her luck.
Dana: Sounds like I'm in good company then.
Deadman: Exactly!
Michelle: I'm like you if I tried to pull any shit they would have me by the short hairs in no time flat.
Admiral: thanks!
Jeannie: I get so pissed off at kids that mistreat their parents.
Jersey: exactly and they will not give an inch..hope they like that unemployment.
Kerrcato: Wiggers! get a rope!
Sandy: thanks!
nanc: good idea!
flyinfox: yeah no jobs left to steal lol
JihadGene: That happens to me after a night of mixing alcohol and heavy smoking.
oh man and student loans and grants never go away. she is gonna be so sorry down the road. Oh well, not your problem.
My list looks alot like yours.
I just think we are so majorly fucked for the next 4 years, and probably 8. Dam idiot stars voting in idiots, and stupid ass people following them instead of thinking for themselves.
Dude, I am about to that point. I have exausted every avaenue via their landlord. I am moving on to the gov't . I hate to have to resort to the powers that be, but they are shitheads of the first order.
I have been trying to get rid of these fuckheads for over a year now but the dude that owns the place is a nutless wonder and keeps giving them slack.
Burfica: used to be idiots walked into traffic or fell down a well...now they just vote.
kerrcarto: Yep anonymous tips lol that'll get em.
Just for the record, grants do not have to be repaid but those loans -oh baby, they can and they will come after repayment with loads of extra fees, called compound interest I believe, tacked on top of what was actually loaned out! And I have also heard of people who are legitimately on disability but still get hammered for repayment of the loans because supposedly the Supreme Court ruled a few years back that nothing can stop them from collecting that debt except one thing -death!
Looks like your niece is in for a really rude awakening sometime soon.
Rrrrrraaaaacist! ;)
Wow, you sure can do a good rant. Putting this on blogroll, stat.
Oh, I can tell you for a fact that if you do default on a FreddieMac/FannieMae school loan, they will garnish your wages up to 50 percent. It takes a long time, but they will do it. Even if it's for a very small amount.
WHY THE HELL DID SHE SPEND 180 GRAND ON BULLSHIT??? Holy HELL - I would have bought a house, outright.
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