Weird stuff always happens to me.

I alway keep my phone in my truck, it just sits in the tray in case something happens when I'm on the road or I need to make a call from the grocery.

I don't check it for weeks at a time because whenever it rings it's some drunk wrong number or some sales fuck trying to sell me something.

I happened to open up the phone and I saw a text message.. weird...

It said it was sent at 2:00am the previous night and it read: "Hey sweety where R U at?"...

I didn't recognize the number.

I figured..wrong number.. failed booty call...oh well

Then I saw more "sext" messages from the same number on previous nights and each one was more amorous than the previous.

What the fuck?...I thought maybe it's some kind of prank..but very few people have my cell number.

Then I saw that there was a voice mail from the same number that the texts came from.

I listened to the message and much to my surprise it was a familiar voice trying to hook up with someone with a name very close to mine. For example: Instead of Hammer they were asking for Hammerina.

I called the number and as I suspected, my brother in law answered..I said ..Dude..quit leaving dirty messages on my phone.. You're calling the wrong fucking number..I'm not Hammerina!

The phone went silent for a second..then my BIL says.."Oh Shit! I got your numbers mixed up when I put them in my new phone! Oh well, thanks gotta go bye!"

My Brother in Law is a loser piece of shit, he cleans up his act for a year or so then goes right back into doing the drugs, partying and womanizing. He just recently converted to his wife's religion and is always throwing his holier than thou shit in everyones faces because he sings in their church and is a youth counselor...give me a break.

Oh well, I've learned to keep my nose out of other people's business. I've learned that getting involved in other people's messes just gets me dirty and doesn't solve anything.