Tagged again naturally.
Maddy tagged me to list 6 quirky things about myself.
Since there are so many I'm happy to oblige.
1. I'm constantly patting my pockets for wallet, keys, etc.. I lost my wallet too many times when I was young and now I'm paranoid.
2. I'm really good at the ring toss and have won the gigantic prize at the midway several times.
Note: winning a huge stuffed bear early in the day really sucks ass.
3. I can't stand to break a fried egg...it goes immediately into the dog bowl and I start over.
4. I can talk my way out of 99% of life's predicaments.
5. I carry a .44 caliber pistol for the 1% that cannot be reached.
6. After a lifetime of being lied to, screwed over and or back stabbed by nearly everyone, I let very few people get to know me.
posted by Bill Rowland @ August 14, 2008
16 Comments
16 Comments:
I completely relate to #6
#5 is why I carry the .45
Hammer I like you more and more
rock on
I am like 3 also no broken eggs make no reason for eating adn goes hard!
#6 is a hard one, I am also the same. I distrust, before I trust.
I loved everything, but #6 made me kind of sad. I've been screwed over, too, but I can't help being an open book. I don't wanna have to change. :(
Have you talked your way out of a speeding ticket? If so, DISH!
I wonder if cats will eat broken fried eggs?
Maybe you could get one of those pocket bungy cords that have a clips so you could bundle everything together in your pockets.
I can see that I may have to change my ways and walk around fully loaded for those awkward moments in the carpark. If only I had better aim with a water pistol.
Cheers
i nearly forgot about that one percent who may not be reached - DAYAM!
now the egg thing...do you do that when you're making scrambled???
bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!
#3 - I'm coming to your house for breakfast.
I like my eggs over hard. Like rubber. Even if you break the egg, it's all good. Just take it off the burner before it turns black and bursts into flame.
#5-:D
#3- you're a serious chef!
#2-interesting! :)That's something not everyone can say.
JihadGene's Random Observations-
#1) Pat downs- You were obviously a prison guard in a previous life.
#2) Ring Toss- You've been divorced numerous times in previous lifetime's and were left holding the bag (bear)in all of them.
#3)Food into dog dish- You were obviously a dog in a previous life.
#4) Talk your way out- You were obviously a Lawyer, Politician, and a Used Car Dealer, in previous lives.
#5) Packing Heat- Either you were an Iraqi attending a wedding party in a previous life, or a Texan.
#6) Everyone you have ever had an association/communication with has either been a lawyer, a politician, or a used car dealer.
JihadGene now needs to go in for observation. Cya!
only six? just teasing...
so is your dog fat and happy...or starving to death?
What is it about having someone know you (re: #6) that would be a problem? I can understand being selective about who you yourself would want to know, but who cares about who knows you? I don't think you'll turn out like Paris Hilton...
Stucco: It's about not having to constantly self censor around people you trust of which there are very few these days.
#1: I do the Macarena before leaving the house, too. Left front, right front, left rear, right rear. More than once, for I've found that I was missing something on the second pass that I thought I had on the first. Does it count as obsessive compulsive if there's a practical reason to repeat my checking?
#5: That's for persuasion. If you're the lone white guy in a riot, you have to persuade the dozen "disadvantaged yutes" to bug the next person. Reginald Denny is a better person than I. Call me paranoid, but I have a queasy dread of the election "after-party" if O loses.
#6: I don't worry about them knowing me. As long as they have no affect on my life. I'm in the book, and if someone wants to come over and be a Richard Cranium, see #4, then #5 above.
It's very very sad, but I can so relate to number 6. I almost feel more real, and more like me on here than I do face to face. We just have to- well we don't have to-that's what sucks' about it-but people expect you to be a certain way and be so PC that we are almost forced to wear masks---and I HATE THAT! talk about hypocritical. And if you are yourself and honest, they shove pointy sticks up your ass with pictures of Barak Obama on them and it hurts!
Good post Hammer, & I can so relate to the post up above this one. Funny chit Bro- Funny Chit!!!!
J
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