I'll do a meme cause it's Christmas

1. Wrapping or gift bags? Bags when I can get away with it. My wrapping looks like dog shit.

2. Real or artificial tree? Artificial. Cause the real ones kept falling out of the stand.

3. When do you put up the tree? Anytime in December upt till 2 weeks before.

4. When do you take the tree down? Usually March or April.

5. Do you like eggnog? Too sweet although tolerable with some good burbon

6. Favorite gift received as a child? My Bike

7. Do you have a nativity scene? Yeah, handmade by my wife's uncle she rarely puts it out because a camel lost his head somewhere.

8. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? A baby blue V neck velour 3/4 sleeve shirt thing. I think my mom was still hoping that I was gay.

9. Mail or email Christmas cards? Mail

10. Favorite Christmas Movie? Charlie Brown Christmas.

11. When do you start shopping for Christmas? November sometime.

12. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Tamales.

13. Clear lights or colored on the tree? Lots of colored. Can I still say colored?

14. Favorite Christmas song? Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

15. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Stay the hell home I used to do 6 different Christmases and it about ruined the day.

16. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer? Probably but I'm not going to.

17. Angel on the tree top or a star? a star, the angel from my childhood is looking ragged.

18. Open the presents Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning? Eve, kids get morning.

19. Most annoying thing about this time of year? Not knowing what to get or if I should get something for someone who I only see once every couple years.

20. Do you decorate your tree in any specific theme or color? Hell no. All mixed up.

21. What do you leave for Santa? cookies and milk.

22. Least favorite holiday song? Any of that Diva crap with the 10 minute high notes that completely obliterate the song.

23. Favorite ornament? homemade.