I shouldn't get on this bandwagon
I couldn't help captioning these things...
posted by Bill Rowland @ August 25, 2007
38 Comments
When your only tool is a hammer
Continuation of a blog that I lost 10-11 years ago
Saturday, August 25, 2007
38 Comments:
Hammer,
You know i hate the LOLcats. But I must say, there is something quite odd about that pig. We used to raise them. I'd say his nuts were infected. I've never seen them that big on a hog of that size.
Jerry: I've seen some hogs but never like that, I was thinking the same thing.
LOL I LOVE THEM nice blog:P
sorry that last comment was me
Bahahahahahahaha. You are funny!
I get to be 'cool' for passing on your excellent links to me teenage son - esp. the boob song. Thats nice for me - thanks Mr H!
Uhh.....he definitely owns the playpen.
kaylee: thanks for visiting!
janice: glad you liked em :)
Mutley: My kid likes em too, I've got him hooked on youtube comedy.
mimi: No doubt ;)
Awwwwwwww that ginger kitty is sooooo cute....it really looks like his paw is on the trigger!! hahaha
Eeeouch! to those 'things' on that pig!!
Thanks Hammer =)
Oh, and congrats on 50,000 hits!! You're a popular man =D
KB: I hope it' not loaded! and that pig looks like he's smuggling playground balls.
wow whats up with that hog
Hammer you crack me up..."Play ground balls" LOL
Nothing like a kitty with a gun to brighten up a dull sunday:D
Bwaaaahaha! Kitteh with Glock -- PRICELESS! (even more so with a 1911, though... ;-) )
Sometimes it just HAS to be said! ;)
like the "don't make me come over there" one!
Ok, so um, seriously? That third one? I am STILL laughing because. Well I don't know why. I mean yes it's funny. Very funny. But for some reason it seems outright HYSTERICAL to me right now. So HYSTERICAL in fact that I'm typing in fragments and using ALL CAPS in a very silly way.
all ur taxidermies R belong to us indeed....
Yup, captions capture it.
cheers
Funny shots!
That hog would make some nice mess of "mountain oysters!"
You should write clever (read: sick, twisted, but hilarious!) captions for a living.
A cat with a gun? That sounds like an NBC primetime hit in the making...
Mountain oysters? Oh God, that's gross. Yea, lets fry up a big wad o' pig spooge. Sloppy fun. Love the captions. The first picture is hilarious.
snowmanpoop: Definitely nothing good...
Becky: Maybe they are prostetics for his self esteem...
choochoo: Indeed :)
Pistolero: Cats prefer Glocks for some reason...
tshsmom: yep the captions scream out to be written :)
Janet: That dog has "the look"
Queen: Not sure if anyone would get it :)
Mcewen: I'm hooked now, I'll be making a video next.
Mushy: I was thinking the same thing, but I wouldn't want to be the one to butcher that sac....
paper: I'm working on the next batch :)
FHB: I figure those pig nuts come with their own gravy :D
LMAO--Great!!!
J
Cute dirty funny animals, but where do you find those pictures?
I think that Pig-Hog is from my Daddy's side of the family.
Kosher "Scooter" Ballsaki- a German Jewish immigrant survived a concentration camp whilst living off fat stored in his nut sack from 1940-1942. Every time he wasto go into the oven the Germans just shook thir heads and-"utterered" Swinezhkloppf sieg Smile" un suerkrauten and did you see de size of der WIENERSNITZEL???????????
{Honestly- no Anti-Semitism meant- please don't take it that way--I'm just nuts! I never ever wnat to inflict harm using Racial slurs against anyone- I mean that from the heart!)
They're all great photos and captions, but the last picture looks just like my cat always looked at me whenever I didn't quickly obey his commands!
Thank you, and to quote the lyrics to the song from that gem of a movie "Bye, Bye, Birdy"...
"We love you Hammer,
Oh, yes we do,
We love you Hammer,
And we'll be true.
When you're not near us,
We're blue,
Oh, Hammer,
We love you!"
Couldn't resist!
Veritas et Fidelis Semper
So, is that what they mean when they say ``hog heaven''?!!
Wrong end of the gun pointed toward the cat...
Those were cute, thank you for sharing!
oh gawd..... LOL
John: You should be writing for show buisness.. :)
Kitem: I just run across them when the kids say they want to see some funny animals on the computer.
deborah: I'm blushing now :)
David: I would think so, maybe he makes the other pigs jealous.
Phosgene: or maybe I should find one where the dog as the gun...
jamie: Thanks :)
cheesy: It's the pig balls huh?
LOL...That was great!!!!
Peace
Cats prefer Glocks for some reason
Of course, it's only the dog that has the taste to carry a 1911. ;-)
Great work, Hammer. My favorite is the "Don't make me come over there" one. Little dogs truly have no idea that they're not great danes.
Cute Pics. Jesus cat was funny.
omfg that cat is wayyyyyyyy too funny. The cat "walking" on water is funny too.. thanks for the giggles.
omg - them pig nutz is awesome!
These are great. Love the second one.
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