This guy can rant
I'm expecting his head to explode everytime I watch him
Found this earlier and thought I would share it. Hat tip to GuyK
MOTHERS WHO DRUGGED US!!!
The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question.
Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?"
I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young:
I was drug to church on Sunday morning.
I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.
I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.
I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.
I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill ofthe teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.
I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity
I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburs out of dad's fields.
I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline,or chop some firewood; and, if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the woodshed.
Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, or think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin; and, if today's children had this kind of drug problem, America would be a better place God bless the parents who drugged us.Have a Nice Day .... and a Better tomorrow

24 Comments:
yikes, he gives me a headache! Great twist on the use of drug(s). You are correct - more of these little spoiled jerks should be made to account for something.
I love this whole post...how true it is. I was one of the fortunate one's who were drugged by their parents.
I was drugged too, thanks Hammer for showing me the way to the priory for my drug problem, the bill is in the post.....lol
ciao4now xx
You have to admit, the guy is somewhat colorful...LMAO.
Pissed myself laughing with the old big man video. You could give him a different accent and he would be a typical Aussie.
The Big Man from Brooklyn has a video for every topic...he's a pisser.
Couldn't listen to the ranter as I'm at work.
Good switch up for drugs!
A number of kids were stoners when I was young, including my brother. I didn't want to fry my braincells and be as absent as he was so I didn't develop a drug problem. I think the drugs are far more pervasive now. They were available then but I think I'd have an easier time getting stuff now. My daughter and I would talk about why some of her good friends got caught up with them while others only occasionally did them. I think hopelessness has a lot to do with it. Some kids just feel empty. They do not feel valued. A lot of parents don't spend a lot of real time with their kids whether by choice or necessity and the kids are the ones who miss out. I know my kids all had varying amounts of experimentation with drugs but thankfully none felt they had to escape all the time.
I come from a long line of serious addicts. I was drugged by my parents, they were drugged by theirs and so on I do believe and to hear them all tell it. All I can say is thank goodness it's with one of those drugs that keeps on giving when you have your own kids.
Of course mine think I'm trying to overdose them.. and damned if they aren't correct. :D
Great video!
I hate Starbucks also but I don't think I hate it near that bad. Wow.
Ha-ha ! Good twist on words, Hammer ! Today's kids should indeed have that sort of 'drug' problem !
nomas: lol I picked one of the less headache inducing ones. We need more drugging parents.
mrsjosegoldbloom: Me too and I didn't think much of it. Until I realize it doesn't hardy happen anymore.
het: lol I didn't always like getting drugged but it was unavoidable :)
lexcen: I was wondering if he had an equivalent in other countries :)
JP: I spent a lot of last night listening to him go off on several topics. the guy is a riot.
Jeannie: I've seen a lot of kids with apathetic parents get heavy into drugs. Pot and a beer here and there is fairly normal but some get lost in it.
groovy: got drug is a good thing to pass on ;)
ieatsnowmanpoop: It reminded me of that dell support video you had :)
Annie: When I read it over on GuyK's site I knew it needed further exposure :)
LMAO yea that guy can rant for sure.
I haven't seen this one, but there's another one out there with this guy ranting about politics. It's a classic too.
I hear you on the drug portion of your post. I'm having a time with my kid. I have ALL the respect in the world for single mothers more than ever. Well mothers in general but having to do it alone??
I had drug my kid today and shes sleeping now she was drug so hard.
It's something for your other blog I think.
Giving me a work out. But ole dad still has a lot of Marine left him so she can keep pushing...
I've tried it all. Kind love, tough love, it's crazy here.
We'll get it though. :)
gunz: I feel your pain, my little ones are giving me a run for their money they are 6 going on 16.
I'm sure you will persevere. Keep on druging them everywhere they won't have enough energy to give you trouble :)
OH man that guy was HORRIBLE!! But I have to admire his ability to get the word FUCK in so many times. He get's an A for cursage.....
I am another of the many drugged by their parents. Bless their little pea-pickin' hearts...
I am not old by any means but even I can see how much the world has changed in my time here. If people did more, they would have less time to smoke rat poison and battery acid.
Thank God my dad had very little in the way of budget for chemicals, there were plenty of cockleburs and ragweeds to tackle on those humid days.
That guy is a trip. Probably in a home for old mob figures in Florida. He does know how to drop the "F" bomb. That's like the "F" cluster bomb.
Being there is the most important thing you can do for your kids. If devoted parents lead by example little lambs will follow in their footsteps without their ears being abused. If that doesn't work a slap up the side of the head usually gets their attention:)
amen hammer, amen!!!!
I had that same drug problem, and I'm trying to give my son a good drug problem too.
Now that's a good drug problem!!
Not enough of it around these days!
Our wee city has Meth labs in people's houses....one blew up in Christchurch recently....wankers.
Couldnt view the video.. damned dial up.. but maybe take an hour or so later this eve and try lol... but LOVED the post... another hit kiddo!
That is kinda tough.
melodyann: that guy is a character. hehe
sornie: a lot of us were lucky in the way we grew up even though it may not have felt that way at the time :)
fathairybastard: F cluster bomb lol you should see his rant on suicide bombers.
cathy: Sometimes a little from column A and a little from column B ;D
Burfica: It's all I know that works :)
kathb: It sucks the way things are going, I hope it turns around.
cheesy: I just passed this one along but I agree with it 100%
carrie: indeed :)
Thanks for the link Hammer. Sometimes I do miss those good ole days when parents drugged their kids... to the woodshed
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