I feel a crotchety curmudgeon moment coming on.....
Whats the deal with the un-washed 15 year old boys out there that have never picked up a razor, toothbrush or a frigging bar of soap.
Here is some tough love: You look like shit. You smell worse than shit.
How do you live with yourself? I know not everyone has a great mom who runs the bath water for you and buys those embarassing toiletry items like deodorant and toothpaste. But I will tell you one thing. I have met homeless alcoholics that dressed in clothes made out of roadkill that are cleaner than you.
I know you live in a decent house I've seen you there, I know you have money because I see your cigarettes and $300 skateboard. I've seen your mom driving a Hummer H2 in the neighborhood. Take a fucking bath, wash the Exxon Valdez out of your hair and put on some pants that don't show three quarters of your ass.
Do you know why they call it under-fucking-wear? Because it goes under-your-fucking clothes.
I guess mom and dad are just letting you express yourself through filth, and "unique" skater attire. Here is a hint grease boy, dressing like every other pseudo disaffected loser does not express individuality. It's exactly the same as being an Ambercrombie and Fitch clone but with much more body odor.
I guess it's all part of the same deal. Parent's don't use their veto power or pay enough attention so the kids go out looking for attention anyway they can find it. Pretty sad actually.
I'm sure my parenting skills aren't perfect but I'll be damned if my daughters are going to go out in street hooker attire like I see other girls wearing in public and my son is not going to go leave the house looking like a filthy bum.
How does it work? Where do the kids get filthy punk bum / slut hooker attire/ Does mom buy it? Do they buy the clothes and change in the bushes where the parents can't see them? Is anyone paying attention to what these kids are doing?
Maybe parents these days have let daycare and television raise their children and now due to guilt they can't or won't stand up to or say "no" to their kids.
A really sad state of affairs if you ask me.
I think we need to have roving bands of vigilantes armed with lye soap, scrub brushes and fire hoses. Whenever they catch one of these filthy greasy punks, give them a good scrubdown and send them home to their mommies with a kick in the ass.
Labels: Personal interest, Rants
posted by Bill Rowland @ April 09, 2007
35 Comments
35 Comments:
Ah yes skater boys... don't get me started.
Hammer,
Don't hold back, let us all know how you really feel.
Flyinfox_SATX
I knew you had it in you Hammer! Only a matter of time before the reality of the twisted morals of society sent even you over the edge! Get a picture of the slob...Post him on the internet and title it in his parent's name so a Google image search will find it! Perhaps a little embarrassment from exposure will wake these idiot parents up!
YYYYYESSSS!!!!! I'm with ya. You hold them down, and I'll scrub. It's not just the tackiness of the clothing, it's the whole bullshit attitude. It makes me want to just smack 'em so hard it would leave a handprint for a few days.
You could also add it's a total turn-off for girls to smell last week's sweat and touch oily, greasy hair and skin...which might do more to fix that problem than roaming around with cleaning supplies. But if you do form that group I'm bringing the scrub brushes and the belts to hold their pants up.
- ISU Tinkerer
...some of the young girls are just as filthy.
I quite like stinky boys - only doing what comes naturally.
And I think someone should pull up their pants.
little lamb,
I like the idea of pulling their pants DOWN actually... maybe that will teach them not to make it so easy.
HAHAHA
I did that once, a loooong time ago in NYC
when it was first the style. some kid was getting fresh with me
and i was all of 20 years old myself
but i was at work and he would not leave me be
so i walked around the counter and just pulled down his pants!
HAHAHAHA
he was embarrassed and then he left!
but seriously, when a full ass is hanging out, and they have to grasp a handful of pants to just WALK without them falling, i think it is time for a mass depantsing.
yes i do.
crotcherdy myself i guess
Great post.
Emo,skater punks, etc look and smell awful. I don't understand why anyone would want to cultivate zits and BO.
Even the hippies took baths...
Pops had a guy in boot camp who wouldn't bathe. They actually dragged his ass into the showers and scrubbed him.
You know those hard bristled cleaning brushes?
Like that.
I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard a parent say "My daughter is never going to dress like that..."
I'd be driving a Benz...
fini, let's pull their pants down and see how that works.
I do not understand why anyone would emulate ghetto attire.
Thank heavens my kids weren't into that crap.
Come to think of it - I have't seen much of it at all in the past year or so. Maybe it's not cool here anymore. Or maybe because the weather is cool, they pull their pants up. Who knows.
Good rant
I wonder about these girls too...how can their dads allow that? Especially with these perverts running around.
I guess these kids are using their allowances to buy clothing, since I can't see the parents buying these.
snowmanpoop: Yep and others that take the path of least resistance.
flyinfox: you should have seen my first edit ;)
JP: lol yeah I finally snapped. Good idea, I could make a webpage like the most wanted except most filthy.
barista: I wonder what goes through their heads if anything.
ISU Belts that are above the knee good idea. Like JP mentioned their girlfriends are just as nasty.
mutley: they have to tie a bone around their necks to get the dog to play with them.
little lamb: Suspenders would work too :)
infinitesimal: they don't need much help as the cop chases have proven. :)
jenafear: my youngest nephew is like that becuase his mother is a self absorbed bitch and doesn't care to kick his ass until it impacts her directly.
scott: Toilet brush, good idea lets
sends these guys to boot camp. I'd pay money to see that.
Jeannie: You're lucky, Maybe it is the cold.
vancouver: I think it's just parental laziness.
Hahahaha! OMG! You just described everyone of my oldest son's friends! Ohh I love, love, love this post Hammer.. I truly do. :D
My son and I go round and round about this, "All my friends buy their clothes at Goodwill, and dress however they want. Why can't I?"
"Because if I ever see you looking like one of them I'll have to kill you and then myself sugar. Personally I want to live.. do you?"
I will admit to buying the $300 skateboards, of that I am very guilty. But he's clean, respectful, no underwear or butt showing and is as well dressed as someone can be that compensates for his lack of "poor" clothes by leaving his "not poor" clothes wadded up in a ball every now and then before he puts them on.
I don't know that I care how they look- I can look at other things. What I object to is the smell, and residual grime. My message would be more like "Hey motherfucker! There are other people on this bus, and the next one to sit where you are will smell like roadkill!" How can they keep the earbuds of their iPods in their ears with all that grease?
Groovy:I'm glad to hear your son is in line :) The wadded up clothes thing is normal.
Stucco: Amen brother, the only problem I have looking at them is with their shit stained skivvies and oozing puss filled zits.
Someone woke up a geezer today.
Having said that, I compoletely agree. Scruffy! Hippy bullshit's got to go. How the hell do they get laid? Scruffy chicks, that's how. Where the hell were they 30 years ago? Nasty hobo cuter. Nasty!
fathairybastard: can you imagine the cheese buildup in that thing?
"I think we need to have roving bands of vigilantes armed with lye soap, scrub brushes and fire hoses. Whenever they catch one of these filthy greasy punks, give them a good scrubdown and send them home to their mommies with a kick in the ass."
Where do I sign up for this posse? If they only knew that sagging pants originated in jails as a way for homosexuals to advertise their availability....
ambulance driver: That would be a fun assignment huh? I had no idea about the pants. They all need to hear about that!
AMEN!! Please distribute this to local PTA meetings STAT!
Oh I love it! I had one of those "filthy little boys" and his who motley tribe of friends....If it's any consolation....They grow up, and ummm, with that, they shower and figure out that size 32s fit a whole lot better than 38s.....
I think it has something to do with getting a job!
Hammer YIKES. This is bad when kids do this. Like I have said before my girls are only 3 and 6 but they are growing up way to fast and I dont want them leaving the house stinking either. I mean I grew up where my mom had to go to the laundry mat and that was everyother month. So I know what its like to go to school with stinky clothes and getting teased. Its not a good feeling but as a child what are you suppose to do? You arent responsible for getting clothes clean. Maybe if I had been working at the time but I was only 13 so no one was going to hire a 13 year old to do anything. But anyway I know what you mean. Kids now a days are just terrible. You have to some control over your child.
Some parents these days want to be their kids' friend, so they don't say No for fear of the kid not loving them anymore. So the kid does what he or she wants.
I remember my mom saying "you aren't leaving this house wearing that!" and I didn't argue much, I changed clothes. I didn't have any objectionable clothes-she went clothes shopping with me-but my problem was more with clothes I'd outgrown and was stubbornly refusing to give up, so they looked tight and provocative on me.
I laugh now when I see those droopy-pants wearers, especially when they hitch them up to walk fast across the street, looking like 19th century ladies holding their skirts up so they can run. I agree with the forced scrubbings. There could be a truck like the Hazmat teams have, with portable showers for people contaminated with radiation.
Lol, I love JP's first comment & would gladly contribute some pics of my own. What kills me is the attitude that comes with it.
I think teens sometimes go through extremes in trying to break their identity away from their families and that is where/when families become most important. They should be there for the kids to bounce back & forth off of...not away from.
I volunteer for the soap and suds vigilante squad. Lets take 'em down one greasy little nincompoop at a time.
Whoooohh-yeah! Couldn't agree with you more !
Hope you have a good Tuesday HammeR !
How bout kicking the mommies and daddies in the ass too?
Standing and Applauding.
arntcha tempted to give a yank to those baggy-arse drawers they're so proud of wearing?
I've been away for a couple of days and MAN, does it take AGES to catch up - consequently, I haven't read everyone's comments tonight!
In a lot of ways, I agree!! I have commented before on the bum-crack-showing-skater-pants and can't WAIT till the f'n things so out of fashion!!! And boys sometimes just don't shower - the reality is.....you actually can't drag them in there....I hope you still have control of yours if he ever gets to that stage. (actually, seeing that you are a 'gentle giant', you probably WILL be able to drag him in there!! haha)
My daughter started wearing eye-liner to school at about 11yrs old. I HATED it. I broke them. Threw them out. Told her how horrible it made her look. Hid them. Banned her from leaving the house with it on. Searched her bag/drawer/pockets for it and got rid of it. Didn't matter what I did or said, she came home from school with it on EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! 4 years later, I'm still telling her how much better she looks WITHOUT it!! She still puts it on....every day.......
There are some things you just can't fight.......
Yeah, and WTF is up with girls wearing pants which allow an unobstructed view clean up to the cervix??? I just don't get it.
WHAT IS IT WITH THESE KIDS TODAY??? I'm laughing at us being curmudgeonly, because we are two of the coolest people I know!
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