Mutley's revealing meme
My pal Mutley tagged me through nefarious and tricky ways to tell 5 things I've yet to reveal on my blog.
After a pitcher of beer my bowling game goes up by 100 points, usually six to eight strikes in a row.
I once won 50 bucks singing "Lady Madonna" in a karaoke contest.
I once got to be in a movie dressed up as a WWII German solider and got to fire a real FG42 machine gun and throw a potato masher grenade.
I can do a spot on Kermit the frog impression.
I've stopped the same rapists from abducting and raping on two separate occasions.
I often give money and food to homeless people who don't beg.
I tag anyone who wants to do this one. Just drop me a line so I can read it.
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posted by Bill Rowland @ April 08, 2007
21 Comments
21 Comments:
Ok I have to ask! How on earth did you stop the same rapist twice from abducting and raping on 2 separate occasions?!!
I am the same way with air hockey give me a few vodka ojs and I become the super air hockey champion of the world.
What happened with the rapist? that's pretty amazing.
desiree and snowmanpoop: the rapists were brothers who cornered drunk chicks at closing time. the first time they were trying to shove one girl into the back of their car and she was resisting. I walked up and grabbed their hands like I was drunk which distracted them as she escaped.
The second time was at a totally different bar where I didn't recognize them until they started dragging a little vietnamese girl by her feet to the mens bathroom.
Nobody else paid attention but I put a stop to it. They followed me out to the parking lot and I had to fight my way to the car becuase they were pissed that I ruined their game.
Hey Hammer I'm in and let us here your Kermit the frog impression.
Need to shoot those fuckers. Good job. And what movie?
so. much. love. for you for stopping those men. It's pretty gutsy and the world totally needs more guys like you! <3<3<3
The world needs more Hammers and less soft cocks.
I dance much better after three long island teas...must be the inhibition thing Hammer, your bowling, my dancing. You lead an interesting life.
I'm surprised no one has asked- which movie did you act for?
Oh, and good job stoping the rapists.
Wow. You should have been given some kind of award for stopping them. I am not joking. I am quite serious. And giving money to homeless that is great.
rose: if I can find a microphone I'll do it :)
fathairybastard: I wanted to but the laws about bars and concealed carry prevented me even having a gun with me. Don't know about the movie it could have been anything.
They recruited me from a machine gun range to do a couple of scenes.
m: thanks, actually I feel really bad that these guys aren't in jail. Each time I called the cops there was nothing they could do if the woman wasn't there or too drunk to explain what happened.
lexcen: LMAO!
kat: no amount of booze makes me dance better to anyone but myself ;)
anon: I have no idea, the people paid me my 50 bucks and said they would mail me a copy but never did.
Tweety: The people I helped were thankful, that was good enough. A bunch of people were just sitting there letting it happen and not getting involved.
I guessed about the Kermit bit :-)
Hammer,
you stopped rapists ?!? Go Hammer !!!! I bet you had some VERY thankful women who were glad you intervened !!!
Those homeless people must be grateful as well.
I want to see your Kermit impression !
Happy Monday !
There's still something you could have used, even without a gun or a knife. There's such a thing as a chemical castration cocktail...sneak it in his drink, make sure he gets it all down, and the "boys" no longer function. I consider it fair play, considering that now the same jerks sneak horse sterilizers in with their knockout drugs. I have no idea if the male anti-pervert drink takes one or multiple exposures to work permanently, but it's something to consider next time you see those brother rapists.
- ISU Tinkerer
That is so cool. You see I don't think I could think of 5 things that cool
beast: Darn I'll try to be more sneaky with my amphibian habits.
annie: Poor things, I think women need to go out with a friend when they drink just for safety. Not telling how many victims there are.
The homeless seem to appreciate it but don't say much, I think it's mental illness and being self protective.
ISU: I heard saltpetre would work but something permanent would be much better.
carrie: I'm a weirdness magnet :)
sure it wasn't one of those history channel docu thingys? History of the Gun, or one of those. How the hell could you film scenes for a movie and not know which one it was?
fathairybastard: the guy pulled up in a van asked if I wanted to make 50 bucks and shoot some rare machineguns. He and some assistants set up the cameras directed the action, paid me took my name and address and left.
Who knows? Never heard back. My eyes were glazed over from firing 8mm full auto. didn't think much about the movie part.
I'm late reading this particular post. Good for you re. the potential rapists! My brother did something like that years ago when he was living in California when he was in his 20's. He lived in an upstairs apartment with a balcony. His sliding door to the balcony was open and he was napping on his couch when he woke up to hear a woman screaming. He went out on the balcony, looked down and there on the pavement he saw a man attempting to rape a young Vietnamese woman. My brother hurried downstairs (barefoot and shirtless)and yanked the man off the woman and proceeded to beat the living crap out of the man. Some other witness called the police. My brother didn't get in any trouble (the man was beat up really bad by my brother). The woman didn't speak any English but she was very thankful to my brother although very shaken up emotionally. Another time my brother chased down a robber after his restaurant (where he was a manager there in Calif)was robbed. My parents were very upset when my brother told us about it because my brother could easily have been shot by the robber. My brother is the type to react and ask questions later.
Man, those women were lucky you were there - ain't it just amazing how other people do nothing??????
Shooting a REAL gun in a movie? That's sounds a bit dodgey....but hey, you're still around!! haha
And there's WAY more things you haven't revealed yet aye?
Cindi: Good for your brother. There is always risk when getting involved but it it worth the years of thinking what if I only...
KB: People just walked by and ignored a woman crying for help, it boggles my mind. I was shooting my own guns when I got recruited to do the scenes and it was a proper range so it was fairly safe except for burning my hand on the exhaust gasses :)
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