100 things about me...damn
1. I was born at high noon but I almost always skip lunch.
2. I lived with my grandmother for the first three weeks of my life because my mother had post part em depression issues.
3. Post part em issues continued till I was 18
4. I hate clowns and always have.
5. I used to wish I was a dog.
6. I used to draw a comic strip for my friends called pukeamungus
7. I've been a staunch conservative since I was 13
8. I voted for Ross Perot
9. I like KimChee
10. I've never killed anything on purpose
11. I've been a Vegetarian almost my whole life.
12. I've been told I grill the best steaks one's ever eaten.
13. I bite my nails to the point of blood loss
14. Monkeys disgust me.
15. I think cows are noble
16. I was thrown from a horse when I was 6 but it didn't scare me.
17. My grandfather smoked a pipe and I've always loved the smell of tobacco
18. Nearly everyone in my family is a diabetic
19. I've never had a cavity
20. I went to catholic school from kindergarten to 2nd grade
21. My best friend in kindergarten was killed in a car crash and nobody knew we were close.
22. Since playing with girls was verboten in Catholic school I always played with them at recess in public school.
23. I love driving shitty old cars.
24. I have a reoccurring nightmare about being eaten by a demonic station wagon
25. I try to be objective but am very superstitious.
26. I often wish I could go back in time knowing what I know now.
27. I like eating raw lemons
28. Sweet pickles is the only food that makes me gag.
29. I lost a tooth in kindergarten and thought I was a vampire for a day.
30. My favorite color is blue
31. I think retarded people's parents should dress them better.
32. I've never thrown a punch in anger
33. I like full figured women
34. I've never dated anyone over 5ft 1
35. I 'm not fond of hippies but I like their music
36. My favorite cereal of all time is smurf berry crunch
37. Harry Truman is my favorite president.
38. I never ask for autographs or speak to celebrities
39. Tommy Lee Jones shops at my grocery store.
40. Some of my best friends have been major assholes.
41. I was raised to fear and hate cops.
42. I think child beauty contests are disgusting.
43. I once let my pet turtle take a shit in my friends bed.
44. I'm a practical joker
45. I have a crude juvenile sense of humor.
46. I hate nudity in movies
47. I love profanity in movies.
48. I think it's hilarious when old people shoot the bird.
49. I wish gay people would go be more discrete with PDA (public displays of affection)
50. I have a high pain threshold.
51. Shopping at craft stores makes me inexplicably angry
52. I think car salesmen are on the same level as injury lawyers
53. I once was accused of losing a box worth several million dollars
54. Some people make me feel stupid and don't mean to.
55. I can do math in my head but not on paper
56. Geometry makes perfect sense to me
57. I have every Black Sabbath song memorized.
58. I had undiagnosed ADD when I was a kid
59. My mother threatened to institutionalize me when I was in second grade.
60. I listen to oldies more than any other type of music.
61. I have a hard time remembering 2000 - 2003
62. Sometimes I think roadkill can be funny.
63. When I was a kid I would feed my school lunch to stray dogs
64. I'm extremely lucky in all ways.
65. I create my own misfortune.
66. I think we could live without laws save for the golden rule
67. In middle school and high school I always wanted my hot female teachers to hit on me
68. I get embarrassed easily
69. My best friend was abducted by aliens who pretended to be Jesus and never realized it.
70. I've always been rational and people have often hated me for it.
71. I befriend the most unlikable people
72. Sometimes I put my foot in my mouth but it's usually from lack of information.
73. I think papaya smells like shit.
74. I'm self conscious to the point of it being debilitating
75. I fantasize about being a vigilante
76. I make a point to make faces at babies to get them to smile
77. I always over tip unless they really piss me off.
78. I always complain or write letters about bad service.
79. Self destructive people infuriate me
80. I used to let people punch me in the stomach as hard as they could for money and prestige
81. Once I commit to a goal it never eludes me
82. People have told me I'm the greatest bullshitter they have ever met even though I don't lie.
83. I once cut myself so I could see my blood with my microscope and slide kit.
84. I eat 2 dozen eggs a week
85. I sometimes carry three concealed handguns.
86. I'm a huge science buff and read anything and everything about space exploration.
87. I like Star Trek but I'm not a nerd about it
88. The Blues Brothers is my favorite movie of all time.
89. Sam Elliot is my favorite actor
90. Incompetence is my biggest pet peeve.
91. I'm often mistaken for Silent Bob
92. My neighbors dislike me but not for the right reasons.
93. I have my days and nights mixed up
94. My wife thinks it's funny when women hit on me.
95. I'm mean to telemarketers who read from a script badly.
96. I'm 80% Irish 8% Mexican and 12% Sioux Indian
97. I have no idea why I do these stupid memes
98. I'm the hardest worker I know.
99. Cowards and bullies disgust me.
100. I'm a frequent target for energy vampires.
Labels: Personal interest
posted by Bill Rowland @ April 12, 2007
44 Comments
44 Comments:
Hammer - you are such a trip. I am unsure why but i think alot of these make you a contradiction within yourself - or as i told you previously - an enigma. If i only knew as much about my own husband after 16 yrs as i know abouot you in just reading your blog.
Lol, very interesting list there Hammer!
#19-No Cavities, Ever? Wow!
#35-People say I look like a hippie, all the time & always have.
#57-I love Black Sabbath, lol, but they are not very conservative.
#64-Wanna buy a lotto ticket for me? ;)
71 explains why you like me. lol I'm so not listing 100 things. I'm still working on five things.
You're a vegetarian and cook the best steaks!!! That's unusual.
#26: wish I could too
#31: I have thought that often!
Tommy Lee shops at your grocery store? That's crazy!
What happened to your memory from 2000-2003???
2 dozen eggs? Blimey! My Mum often says she reckons she could eat a dozen in one sitting!!! Not raw!! :)
What a cool mix Irish Mexican and Sioux........the Native American culture intrigues me.
Very interesting meme.....Don't think I'll do that one tho =)
# 69 needs its own post for sure
yours are way better than mine i think
best must read them over in the morning
i am an energy vampire, but like in a good way, sort of like the good witch in wizard of oz... i guess, i mean you cannot help what you are, right?
yeah, if i think of what you look like, i actually picture silent bob... haha with a zz top twist.
do you use herbal essences?
100 interesting facts. You mean you aren't a vigilante?
Uhhh, what's an energy vampire? To me, that simply means stupid people. They tend to suck the life out of you...
96. How do you work out the percentages of your ethnicity?
I've always called them psychic vampires, but I think it's the same. I've had problems with them, too.
I've never carried more than 2 concealed handguns.
#64 is obviously wrong , as I am commenting on your blog :-)
nomas: Yeah I guess most of my life is a contradiction of one sort or another.
skinnylittleblonde: I only win enough on the lotto to keep playing. a hundred here or there. Its an uphill battle ;)
Rose: I wouldn't call you a 71 lol but I'm still an fan anyway :)
KB: Tommy lee Jones the gruff actor not the drummer :) and not sure what happened to those years I think I was asleep.
Kat: sort of but only on special occasions ;)
gunny: Yeah sort of, but mostly "woe is me I want you to listen to me complain for 6 hours but will do absolutely nothing to fix my problems" sort of thing
Lexcen: I just counted back to my great grandparents who were fairly un-mixed back then and extrapolated.
Alan: Yep that too. I carry three sometimes because I have to pull out the car gun if someone takes my vehicle somewhere and I'm not in it.
beast: Quite the opposite ;)
If I saw Tommy Lee Jones at the store I'd faint. I might ask for an autograph first but I'd faint.
Last night I watched a show about kiddie beauty pageants. What in hell is wrong with those mothers? Sick.
I love Tommy Lee Jones. He's hot.
And I agree with you on the mothers of retarded kids dressing their kids better.
Good Job Hammer I loved this.
Good Friday morning Hammer ! I rarely if ever drink alcohol, so I had nothing to add to yesterday's post, but today's, oh boy !!!
We have 7, 8, 30, 38, 49, 52, 60, 64, 55, 77 and 90 in common.
27 blew me away. I dind't know anyone else who did that but me !!!! I have a meyer lemon tree in my backyard, and have been known to eat them with joy...
How can 11 and 12 co-exist ?
19 - you've never had a cavity ??? Lucky you are indeed !
26 - no kidding ! don't we all !!!
81... almost every one... I'll let you know hen I get the final one.
Great List Hammer, I could relate to many of the things you listed.
Jose also had undiagnosed ADD as a child and it caused him much grief at school and at home.
Your best friend was abducted by aliens pretending to be Elvis??? LOL
A lot of these crack me up.
Yes, please more on #69
I would be self conscious if I carried 3 concealed weapons. I guess you do that because you want to be a vigilante.
I was nearly a vegetarian when I was a teen. I wouldn't eat beef but there were people who would only order the steak sandwich if I was behind the grill.
I don't know how you come up with all these interesting tidbits about yourself. You make memes ok.
Im totally with you on 75!
Youre a scorpio arent you??
janet: Mr Jones is a total asshole to people who approach or comment to him in public. And yeah I accidentally walked into a pageant in the mall and about had a conniption whe I saw the freakish nature of the mothers and they way they spoke to their daughters.
Snowmanpoop: He looks taller and older in person.
annie: I'm glad to see we have so much in common :) With Vegetarianism I don't push it on anyone and still like to cook for my family. I got into lemons when they were prescribed for a salivary gland infection when I was a kid. Now I'm hooked.
Mrsjosegoldbloom: I was lucky I grew out of my ADD. I'll have to do a post on the abduction.
jeannie: Actually the concealed carry and the vigilante stuff are totally seperate. I know that sounds weird. The three guns is to keep them out of reach of unsafe hands until I can get them back to lock them up.
Judith: You're correct! Were you peeking at my profile? ;)
Kimchee tastes like old gym socks. Sorry,but there it is...
Yeah wow no cavities ever??? That is great. But you would hate going into a craft store with me then. I love my yarn and hubby helps me pick out my colors usually. Black Sabbath now. We have one cd and I am not sure which one it is. I will look and let you know sometime. Its in the basement where the cd player is. But this was cool.
someone asked what an energy vampire is
i dunno,
i just know that i can feel the energy from a person who sat in a seat before me
and if i am close to them, i can feel the energy from another person
and if we are driving and i look out the window and don't watch the road, (as a passenger) the car starts to head in the direction of where i am looking
when i walk into a business, about 10 minutes later, it is full of customers. businesses that i frequent remark that it happens every time and that it is slow all week until i come in
so, in a good way i guess, maybe not a vampire, maybe a fairy?
my friend Mark swears that I float.
hahaha I remember trying to teach my brothers how to float when we were kids.
I just learned so much about you yet I must ask about the guns. We have several guns in my house. My question is why? You said that you haven't ever killed anything on purpose and you are a vegetarian so you obviously don't hunt. So is it fear? Or do you just like collecting? I'm sorry, I am just nosey and like to know how people tick.
I'm sorry about your mom doing what she has to you. That sucks.
I voted for Ross Perot too.
I love Tommy Lee Jones. That is so cool.
I listen to oldies too. I just can't get into modern music. And are you a Dio Sabbath fan or an Ozzy Sabbath fan?
3 concealed handguns + sioux, irish, and mexican = Someone I don't particularily want to piss off.
I am making a few mental notes here...
Boy, 100 things is a lot to write about. And read. LOL
Things are pretty interesting here in Billyville right now. But it gives me things to do and write about. LOL
"21. My best friend in kindergarten was killed in a car crash and nobody knew we were close."
How very sad.
It must take a lot of energy just being you.
100 things Mr H??? You have the biggest meme in the world!
I was thinking of leaving a hundred comments Mr H - but I don't have the energy. Er... I like the Blues Brothers, but BB2 was terrible...
Why are all the interesting ones married?? lol
But alas I'm 5' 3 and a semi hippy.. and a liberal... sigh
Oh well... make me a cocktail plz...
:o)
Tommy Lee Jones has a ranch about two hours from here in a town I used to live in. He frequented the small town diner and would sit in the booth for hours drinking coffee and staring out the window. Those who dared to bother him for an autograph were publicly humiliated.
Good thing you don't talk to celebs or ask for autographs. A good practice, indeed, when it comes to TLJ.
I am willing to wager that I can quote the Blues Brothers word for word. When the cable guy came to install service, he offered me $300 for my BB Movie poster. I refused to part with it.
And Sam Elliott is hot.
And I think Jeannie is planning a trip to Texas. I told her we would stalk you, kidnap you, take you out drinking and to karaoke and then dump you on the front lawn at 2:30AM. We will not hit on you. We just wanna go have some fun.
Phosgene: I go to a korean place that serves 9 types at once. I politely push away the socks one ;)
Tweety: But I do grind my teeth and have to wear a mouthpiece. which sucks.
inifini: you're a magnet :) not a thief. I conserve mine and share it when I can. I wish places would stay empty when I come in but alas like you they fill up as soon as I walk in.
Carrie: I like to collect, target shoot, keep a couple for defense but mostly enjoy owning something with history behind it.
I like ozzy sabbath, Dio Dio, and Ozzy Ozzy ;)
Ryan: lol there's nothing to worry about since I don't eat red meat I'm cool as a cucumber as long you don't take me into a craft store. ;)
bbc: I'll come by and check out billyville. :)
Freddie: I got on the bus and the driver was crying and he told us what happened. I didn't believe him till I saw the empty seat where we normally sat together. I kept expecting her to be there the next time because I didn't know what death was about exactly.
mushy: Yeah I have to drink a lot of red bull ;)
mutley: I'm an over-achiever in cyberspace. The hundred comments would be nice but I'm sure Baby Jesus wll beat you to it ;)
BB2 Was an abomination and should be shown in prisons only.
Cheesy: I doubt you smell bad ;) I wear tie dyed shirts and have long hair. I can get along with Liberals as long as we don't talk about craft stores ;)
marianne: TLJ Humilated the cashier at the HEB and made her cry after she got all excited to see him. He was smirking when he was walking out and the poor girl looked like someone kiled her puppy. I wanted to ram him with my grocery cart.
I could stand a kidnapping ;)
Oh thats ok...I smell like paint~ we can talk about home improvement stores! LOL
Energy Vampires suck the wind out of you. After a brief time with one, you come away exhausted as they go off refueled. Sometimes just the sound of one's voice can wear me out.
You have very interesting posts.
A hunned is a very big numbah Mr. Hammer!
I have no idea how you finished that off.
Ohh, and the golden rule doesn't help people know who has the right of way at a four way...
Chaos is not pretty...
I must have missed #48 the first time but yeah me too.
what an interesting list.
I'm with you on #26 oh yes.
As for #49 I wish the same for STRAIGHT people as well.
#92 is begging to have a blog post written about it ;)
Hmmm.... I'm still trying to figure out #61. Why exactly are you having a hard time remembering 3 years of your life? I believe that one may require more detail for us nosy folks...
Cheesy: thats more like it :)
jp: sounds like you know exactly what I'm talking about. I wonder if wooden stakes work.
little lamb: thanks :)
Scott: It took about 7 beers to get me through all 100. Lots of beaning m head on the desk too ;)
4 way stops...total chaos here in my town. everybody drinks retarded juice here.
snowmanpoop: Yeah I guess it's the taboo.
M: I agree on the straight PDA but to tell you the truth I haven't seen it happen in years. hehe I'll work on 92.
vancouver: I think I was physically sick, depressed and emotionally drained from being screwed over several times by people close to me. Come to think of it not sure if I want to remember.
That's a lot of stuff to think about. Relate to about 25 of the 100, which I think is pretty good. We should be neighbors. We'd like each other better than the ones we have now.
"62. Sometimes I think roadkill can be funny."
My Dad has a friend (they met when both were members of a black powder gun club)who has a twisted sense of humor. This guy has a photo album of pictures he has taken of roadkill. He would place an elegant looking table setting around the roadkill right there on the pavement(silverware, napkins, glasses)and snap the picture from above looking down at it. I am not making this up!
This guy looks like one of the ZZ Top members...mountain man type, extremely down-to-earth and funny as hell.
FHB: Damn straight :) 25 is pretty good.
cindi: that is hilarious and exactly what I'm refering too. I saw a book in a roadside stop that had the kind of pictures you describe.
no honestly it just takes one to know one
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