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Pachyderm Proctology clinic
Morning Wood?
I have no idea what is really going on here.
This does not translate well.
Aw Shucks!
posted by Bill Rowland @ March 07, 2007
28 Comments
When your only tool is a hammer
Continuation of a blog that I lost 10-11 years ago
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
Pachyderm Proctology clinic I have no idea what is really going on here.This does not translate well.Aw Shucks!
28 Comments:
Is it okay to stand in front of the bushes and masterbate?
What fun would a nudist colony be if you can't stand behind the bushes, watch the naked chicks walk by, and jack it to beat the band? Those folks obviously don't know what it means to be a perv!
LOL...these were great! You should check out www.engrish.com as well if you like them. That's a website about all sorts of mistakes that japanese people make when they try to advertise in english.
I put up a post about it not that long ago...they're hilarious.
I just dropped by from Helene's site to say hello.
Umm
Could have done without that first picture. :-)
You can do anything with photoshop!!
Stucco: That just takes the clandestine excitement out of it ;)
Chuck, they probably got tired of cleaning up the biohazard ;)
Vancouver thanks for the site, I'll check it out :)
BBC: That's how dogs communicate ;)
Phosgene: How true, I'm thinking at least 2
RE: COLONY
There is always a kill joy isn't there??
elephants are my favorite animals
i guess that particular one is schizophrenic
and the receiver must be what... gay?
man, when will i ever learn to stop checking your blog before bed???
how about stand behind the bushes and urinate??
Vagina Tandoori...is the owner called Vagina? Is it a tandoori shaped like a vagina? Do they cook vaginas?
In that "Morning wood" I see several faces ... Do you? (at least 8 faces)
Vagina Tandoori? Maybe that's what the elephant, in it's somewhat misguided way, was doing.
Hammer,
Nice pics! I could not have done better...in fact, I didn't. I especially like the last one where Masterbation is prohibited but I guess fornication is OK!
Flyinfox_SATX
Geez, Hammer ! I'll never be able to look at an elephant again and think how sweet and innocent (like Disneyland's 'Dumbo') they are again !
Very strange cop/suspect picture...
Morning wood has always been a favorite of mine...
I suspect you WON'T be eating at that Indian restaurant.
Uhmmm, did anyone else notice the mis-spelling on that last sign ???
Hope you have a good Thursday !
Maybe they didn't mean "bushes" in the horticultural sense on that no masturbating sign. :D
Maybe the elephant was looking for a bag of nuts!!
Can you stand in front of the bushes and masturbate?
"I have no idea what is really going on here."
The guy was selling "crack", and the cop is photographing the evidence...
I didn't even think about masterbating UNTIL I read the sign officer.
Holy jeez. Great collection of signs.
That must be Jimmy Cracked Corn....
Cheesy: I know some people are so mean ;)
infinitesimal: Sometimes elephants wig out in captivity.
burfica: I'm tinking anythng having to do with genitals out is a no no ;)
lexcen: I hope I never find out ;)
kirsten: Now that you mention it I think I see 3.
choo choo: There is definitely something misguided going on in that picture ;)
flyinfox: A former member of a nudist colony told me that they actually fornicate less than normal. I'm thinking it's due to sunburned peckers.
annie: I figured that was a foriegn spelling ;)
Groovy: there would have to be some massive 70's bush action going on for that to be the case ;)
matt-man: Nice double entendre ;)
gunny: I guess since it's a nudist colony it would be ok ;)
bobg: That is probably the best explanation I'll ever find for that pic :)
carrie: I wouldn't want to have the job of rousting masturbators out of the bushes ;)
lbb: thanks, I don't know how these things find me.
nomas: you're probably right ;)
OMG I didnt know they had cctv in sunnyville.... I can never go there again now....sussed me out damn them.....
ciao4now
Het: yeah the pay per view is great! So much better than the bushes...
Hahaha! Every one of those made me laugh out loud!! thanks!!
Elephant: A cheap way of performing colonic irrigation?
I like the 'masterbate' one... and the vagina tandoori. There are som many indian restaurants here, I wonder how long it would have stayed opened before uptight proper English ladies complain to the council?
Morning Wood?
I'm still laughing my ass off at that one.
Damn bro...
Do we want to know what is going on there?
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