Monday, January 8, 2007

Tagged

Tagged by Nomas

When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Nose hair trim
How much cash do you have on you? None, the kids got it all.
What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR? Floor
Do you label yourself? Fruitlessly
Bright or Dark Room? Very Dark
Why is there always a missing question? I dunno.. missing answers?
What does your watch look like? Silver with Cobalt face.
What were you doing at midnight last night? Responding to blog comments over a Mickeys malt liquor.
Where is your nearest 7-11? None in my town, if you mean conveneince store less than a mile.
What’s a word that you say a lot? sonovabitch
Who told you he/she loved you last? Son
Last furry thing you touched? My poodle/chihuahua mix
How many rolls of film do you need developed? Shit about 40, thanks for reminding me.
Favorite age you have been so far? Mid 20's
Your worst enemy? Bureacracy
What is your current desktop picture? Generic Green WIN XP
What was the last thing you said to someone? I'm going to take an alka-seltzer
The last song you listened to? Just got paid by
ZZ Top
What time of day were you born? 12:01 PM
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Shake them, then write to the company demanding my money.
Do you consider yourself kind? Yes. always.
What’s your life motto? When it doubt always STFU
Name three things you have on you at all times. Wedding ring, watch, Pistol

Can you change the oil on a car? Yes
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it? Dec 19th or so when I paid for
KB's CD

I tag Barista, Lexcen and Quinten Wolfe

12 Comments:

At January 8, 2007 at 9:34 PM , Anonymous No Mas said...

Hammer - read the last paragraph of this news report this news report . Crazy shit.

 
At January 8, 2007 at 9:45 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

Yeah maybe a deranged fan.

Seriously, I don't think a guy with a hammer is much threat. What? He going to commit suicide with it?

All they have to is wait him out or keep tasering the sombitch until his nuts fall off.

I don't like second guessing cops. They have a tough job, But this one seems weird.

 
At January 8, 2007 at 10:56 PM , Anonymous Quinten Wolfe said...

Okay.. I guess being tagged means I have to answer all these questions..

Thanks hammer.. was hoping to grabe a smoke in at 1AM.. but Nooooo..

LOL..

 
At January 9, 2007 at 12:26 AM , Anonymous Lexcen said...

There was something in the air this morning, I felt it, you tagged me. OK.

 
At January 9, 2007 at 7:20 AM , Anonymous Dick said...

You still own camera film?
Wow...
And I thought I was a relic.
No, not in the links..

 
At January 9, 2007 at 8:26 AM , Anonymous Kat said...

You have a chioodle? Must must the cutest dog ever. We Ruger, shitzu, and once inherited a Pomeranian. We always said if they decided to breed we'd end up shiteranians. I need more to do...

 
At January 9, 2007 at 9:03 AM , Anonymous Jenny! said...

Poodle/Chi mix??? Weird! Glad to hear your always packin' heat! Now, I know not to fuck with you!

 
At January 9, 2007 at 10:32 AM , Anonymous hammer said...

Quinten../nelson/ Hah Hah /nelson/

Lexcen: I felt it too

Dick: Assholes keep stealing my digitals but leave my relic alone.
Gotcha linked.

kat: I inherited a pomeranian several years ago. Coolest dog ever. Human smart. pictures of the choodle coming.

jenny: don't worry it's only for jehovas that knock on my door at 7am ;D

 
At January 9, 2007 at 11:00 AM , Anonymous Carrie said...

Alka-seltzer? You don't feel good. :(

 
At January 10, 2007 at 1:16 AM , Anonymous KATHBEE said...

I love being the last person you wrote a letter to!!

Also, you gave me WAY more than I asked for and I am kind of humbled. Thanks again.

ZZ Top! Haven't listened to them for a long time....they were great to party to!!

 
At January 10, 2007 at 1:19 AM , Anonymous KATHBEE said...

Wait! A pistol!! Is that the norm? I don't think we're even ALLOWED to have pistols! How awful that you have to carry one to feel safe.....or is it just to shoot random g-string-wearing-overweight-women? hahahaha - JUST JOKING!!!!!! =)

 
At January 10, 2007 at 3:54 AM , Anonymous Hammer said...

carrie: indigestion I eat em like candy :)

kb: I wasn't sure how it would translate so I did a bit extra just in case. Yep ZZ top is one of my all time favorites.

This pistol is like a fire extinguisher. Hardly ever need it but it's really good to have when you do. Bad problem with wild animals and aggressive wild dogs around here.

 

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