Friday, January 12, 2007

Friday funnies

The army is facing budget contraints and cannot afford rifle rests



Nice tub of anal lube. Might want to stash that when the camera comes out.


Cowboy? Biker? I'm so confused.


I bet he peed in that dishwater.

16 Comments:

At January 12, 2007 at 2:58 PM , Anonymous BBC said...

Hey, that minding his own fucking business joke is an old cowboy joke.

But now we all have blogs so how long has it been since any of us minded our own business?

Hey you fucking monkey, get out of my blog. LOLOLOL

 
At January 12, 2007 at 8:05 PM , Anonymous Kat said...

I hope that baby in the sink was just a staged picture. Its cute, but then I think about how people are, and those greasy, disgusting dishes right by that little kid....

 
At January 12, 2007 at 8:33 PM , Anonymous BBC said...

Lets see, six light beers, I think I will go to bed now and see if I can get some sleep. :-)

 
At January 12, 2007 at 8:55 PM , Anonymous concerned citizen said...

yikes! the baby in the sink...i agree with kat. That's gross.

 
At January 12, 2007 at 9:00 PM , Anonymous James Burnett said...

Awe, a little dish grease'll toughen the kid up.

Seriously, these were hilarious. The mind yours joke w/the candybar kid was great.

And I agree on the anal lube. Not a pic you want to accidentally wind up on the annual Christmas card.

BTW, like what I read here. So I added you to my blogroll.

 
At January 13, 2007 at 2:55 AM , Anonymous BBC said...

Hammer, the benefits you got for the children could have happened even without George Bush. It’s liberals that make those things happen. But, having said that, the Christians do want to be your keeper so that you are beholding to them. See how mixed up things are?

 
At January 13, 2007 at 3:29 AM , Anonymous LeighAnn said...

Those are too funny!

 
At January 13, 2007 at 3:31 AM , Anonymous KATHBEE said...

How humiliating that gunrest thing looks!!! hahaha

And WHAT THE HECK is that cow-bike, bike-cow, cowike, bikow, cowke?????

Funny how a container of anal lube makes you look at the people in the photo in a totally different way...............

 
At January 13, 2007 at 7:12 AM , Anonymous Doggy Smile said...

Hammer,
as usual the pictures tyuo chose are a crack-up ! Nice captions with them, too !
Hope you have a good Saturday,
Anne

 
At January 13, 2007 at 7:33 AM , Anonymous Frank Marcopolos said...

lol, nice ones!

 
At January 13, 2007 at 8:59 AM , Anonymous Hammer said...

BBC: haven't seen the cowboy version.

kat & l>t: me too. Putting a baby in the dirty sink is gross.

kb: I know what you mean about that couple lol

James Burnett: Thanks, I appreciate that. You're on mine as well.

anne: thanks you too!

leighanne: Thanks and thanks for visiting.

brooklyn frank: Thanks :)

 
At January 13, 2007 at 9:40 AM , Anonymous Otis said...

Hammer, everytime I see that anal lube picture, I lnow that it was just another day at their house.

Look at the rest of the room...I think that some of the pictures floating around are staged but how can you stage something like that?

Good stuff man.

 
At January 13, 2007 at 12:58 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

Otis: It's hard to tell the fakes these days.

I think the funniest ones are real.

 
At January 13, 2007 at 7:32 PM , Anonymous Quinten Wolfe said...

The first one, with the soldier using another soldier as a gun rest.. symbolizes what our military would have to do, if we let another Bill Clinton in office..

However.. that photo is British Royal Marines.. I believe..

I did a live fire exercise with BRM's in 1993. All I remember was the night before at the local pub, and something about a Toga Party...

 
At January 13, 2007 at 9:25 PM , Anonymous Infinitesimal said...

Helllooooo!

nobody has mentioned the freaking CHEESE GRATER baby is resting his hand on?

old greasy dishes who cares... but a cheese grater? and the sad part is that he is probably in the DAWN rinswater t'boot

cuz it's all gentle on baby's skin.

yeah.

 
At January 15, 2007 at 4:02 PM , Anonymous Rose said...

LOL at the anal lube.

 

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