Quick and easy summer movie reviews.

I'll rate them from 1 to 10 with 10 being the best

Clerks II
Went in skeptical, movie started slow, gathered momentum and culminated with a donkey show
and Jay in a pene tuck. Worth the money. 8

Pirates of the Carribean.

Lots of action, weird grotesque cursed creatures, ok story, looks like Johnny Depp is considering
how to bugger Orlando Bloom. 7

Monster House.

Spooky, disturbing, irreverant, hormonal. 6

Ant Bully.

Preachy, predictable, well animated, all star cast, looks like every other ant movie mixed with honey I shrunk the nerdy brat. 6

Garfield a tale of two kitties.

Makes wild plot leaps (talking cat not withstanding) lots of action, light humor, John Cleese as the bad guy. 5

Cars.

Well animated, sentimental, commercial, preachy, flashy, funny for a G rated film. 8

Over the Hedge:

Good cast, lots of action, animation is great, story is a little slow, human bad guys are believable and it's fun watching the animals pull one over on em. 6

Nacho Libre

Odd Odd movie, not a lot of humor other than slapstick and situational. If you like Jack Black
in tights this is for you. 5

Barnyard.

Lots of music, morals, boy cows with udders, coming of age and party animals.
Entertaining but not laugh out loud funny. 7