What's wrong with TV?

I swear everytime I walk into the bedroom and my wife is watching TV there is something on the screen that makes me turn around and walk right back out.

This is regular TV, HBO 8pm or BBC America or PBS. I am no prude and I can safely say I've seen it all BUT... Walking in and seeing some guy giving another guy a BJ on six feet under just doesn't make me want to pull up a chair and watch the rest.

I was watching Barney with my 5 year old one morning...Actually she was watching and I was trying to sleep through his high pitched idiocy and the phone rings....So I'm on the phone and Barney ends and I look up and there is a lady in a bathtub with her hootenanny spread wide open titties flopping around with a baby squirting out. This is 9 frigging AM public television.

I drop the phone, dive for the remote like it was the last bag of chips at a grateful dead concert.
My 5 year old is sitting there mouth gaping open, eyes as wide as dinner plates as I frantically turn the channel. She goes "DAD what was happening with that lady?" I said uhh that's what happens to you when you tell lies and don't clean your room.

I mean its frigging scary the crap they put on TV. You got little girls quoting gangsta rap videos, wearing Tshirts that say "easy" and "slut" and 14 year old boys that think the ideal woman is Paris Hilton.

Nowadays my TV is on educational, cartoons or off.