a meme
A meme from Goldbloom
Ten signs a book has been writtten by me.
1. The first word in the the book is Fuck.
2. Lots of unnecessary profanity and double entendres used for no particular reason
3. A scene with a really bad shitting experience.
4. Gun play done corectly with cool guns and the characters running out of ammo at the proper times.
5. It would feature a mild mannered hero kicking ass right and left.
6. Hugo Chavez and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad getting bad rusty things impaled into their rectums
7. Lots of Heinlein references.
8. Bill and Hillary caught in a sex for votes scheme.
9. Lots of poop and fart jokes.
10. A total lack of political correctness regarding any minority group including muslims, commies, sheep fuckers and bum diddlers.
I'll tag whoever wants to do this one.
posted by Bill Rowland @ February 06, 2008
22 Comments
22 Comments:
Lummy ! You don't pack any punches!
Well I suppose that's the American way!
Cheers
Gob bless you for a gent'ulmun, Hammer. You didn't tag anyone else!
Which means we can feel free to meme or not to meme. I like this one, however...
:o)
Where do I buy this? Cheers Hammer!!
I would *totally* read that book! If it hasn't been written yet, hop to it!
Sounds like a bestseller in this day and time.
LOL You make my day!
You have a great imagination, maybe you should start writing it now.
Interesting, but would it sell in the Bible Belt?
Fuck yes I would buy and read that book
I thought this was about me until I got to 3
just about what a book by me would look like with the additions of a lot of misspelled words and some quips about the lack on intelliegent dim-a-crits on earth
I think I will do this one. I will post it after I am done visiting today.
now, if only we could get oprah to hype it, it would be flyin' off the shelves!
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!
Mine would be a picture book!
May I get a signed copy when you get published?
i would so read that book. actually, you should dedicate it to me. or at least my boobs. something like that.
LOL Hammer I like your style. Oh btw would there be pop-ups? :)
omg toooooooooooo funny...can't wait to read this book of yours..lmao.
You had me at Heinlein, baby. He is my hero. :)
Where's the no prince charming and living happily ever after? No?
apparently I have typing issues today.... It should say, "Where's the prince charming....."
I'd read that book.
I got a massive giggle out of "really bad shitting experience." I'm with FHB: I'd read that book, too!
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