What's in a name?
According to http://ww2.howmanyofme.com/ There are 180 people in the U.S. named Mike Hunt.
I knew one of these people. His name was Mike not Michael . I was actually sort of related to him in some bizarre not really legal way... twice lesbian removed step uncle?
Ever try to page Mike Hunt? It's damn near impossible.
This guy was a County sherriffs deputy. It's best not to snicker when he introduces himself due to the fact that he is about 6ft 9 and 350 Lbs of Mike Hunt.
True Story: The guy finally snapped, got drunk, and tried to murder his whole family. He smashed everybody up pretty good. Luckily they all survived despite the broken bones missing teeth and several new assholes.
I think it was his stupid name that helped push him over the edge.
He was arrested but the family didn't press charges even though the guy is a crazy drunken menace.
So...watch out because Mike Hunt is loose.
Labels: Humor
posted by Bill Rowland @ November 03, 2006
16 Comments
16 Comments:
Found that there are 923 people in the USA with my name. Interesting.
Of course there are 0 people in the USA with my original name as on my birth certificate :)
I found approx. 10800 people in USA with your surname.
Don't ask how I know, Lexcen sees all knows all.
hey! thanks for the guest post. couldn't have come at a better time. of course you have to go over there & answer everyone that comments. I forgot to tell you that part, :) unfortunately i told 3 of my blogger buddies to fuck off earlier tonight, so I hope I didn't kill the mood for everyone.
Poor Mike hunt! he should of just legally changed his name.
I used to know how to do that from an IP address lexcen. But too many years and too many beers..have made me forget.
No Prob L>T I just wish I had cleaned it up a bit more as I had pulled it out of word.
I'll answer the comments for ya, just put your feet up and relax.
I don't get it, doesn't seem like a stupid name to me.
763 with my name...sheesh.
My mother named me my current name because she couldn't spell: aaaaaaahhhhhh!
Why do parents do that to their kids? I went to school with twins, Candy and Sugar Cain. Names that limit your job options to hooker or amusement park attendant.
If you think Mike Hunt is a pageable name, try paging Amanda Huggenkiss. Could you imagine the bartender shouting out, "I'm lookin for Amanda Huggenkiss!" We would all be wondering exactly what kind of bar we just stumbled into.
Flyinfox_SATX
The name counter didn't even find me and showed nobody else with my last name. I know of at least a few, so it's accuracy is questionable. Mike Hunt is on fire.
mike hunt mike hunt... doesn't seem strange to m....
OH!
My Cunt... got it... a little slow on the pick up
glad you were here for me to read, i needed a break
have a nice weekend
BBC Mike Hunt...my cunt.
Gunz Thats quite a few for it being misspelled. Only 12 have my name and I know 3 of em.
Kat, that is indeed awful. along the lines of Ima and ura hogg.
flyinfox: I once paged connie lingus at a crowded restaurant while waiting for a table. It worked too well.
Intolerant. Computers don't lie the fact is.. that you don't really exist ;)
infinitesimal I have such a twisted mind that I can find something dirty with ever word in the dictionary...haha I said Dick
I feel so stupid! Mike is a very normal first name, and Hunt is a very normal last name. I read this earlier today and thought nothing of it. I just came back to read the comments, and I didn't "get it" until I got to infinitesimal's comment.
It's actually an old prank, much like the one's that Bart carries out on the Simpsons. It never dawned on me that there would actually be men with that name. Talk about short sighted fathers...
Maybe that's why I didn't get it... because I just didn't think anyone would do that to their child. Or maybe because it's Mike Hunt instead of Mike Rotch. It reminds me of the story about the child with the name pronounced "Shah-thayd", but spelled "Shithead".
I did several of the people searches online and there is only me and one other person with my name (real name). She even had the same middle initial.
HA~!!!
"So...watch out because Mike Hunt is loose."
Well mines tight so I guess we cancel each other out lol.. sorry had to say it! I'll go back to my lurker corner now.....
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