Thursday, December 21, 2006

Story with a happy ending.





Last year, I was getting new floor tile installed. It was taking a little longer than expected and my wife and I were invited to a barbecue that evening. I called the supervisor and the flooring place and asked if their people were bonded and insured.

They all said yes. I asked the owner and supervisor if it was safe for me to go to the barbecue and have them lock up the house when they finished.

The said "yes of course" they do it all the time.

We went to the outing had fun and got home around midnight.

First thing I noticed was my digital camera was gone.

My wife was upstairs taking off her wedding ring and when she opened her jewelry box all her stuff was gone. Diamond rings, bracelets, stuff I have given her for the past 15 years. The only thing left was the cheap stuff.

The camera and jewlery were no where near where these people were working and I had locked the bedroom door. One or all of the workers easily defeated the locks and filled their pockets.

I called the cops and they took a report.

I called the flooring place and they called me a liar and that people claim stuff is stolen all the time.

I called the owner of the tile compnay "Jose" and he assured me that it wasn't his guys and he would talk to them.

I told Jose that I wanted my stuff back and and he wasn't getting payed until this matter was settled. Turns out that bonded and insured means nothing and they lied to me anyway. I called my own insurance company and they told me that they only cover $1000 in jewelry without a rider minus my $250 deductible

I had lost at least $4500 worth of shit. Jose called me back and said "the police ran the pawn detail on all his guys and they had not pawned my stuff. Somebody else must have stolen my items and he stands behind his crew."

Jose came by the house to discuss the matter. He told me that I needed to pay him or sue him and to make a decision. I told him directly that I was not a liar, his people were thieves and he needed to make this right.

He again refused, saying there was no proof that my items really existed and that his people didn't steal. I reluctantly paid him for the finished tile job so he couldn't put a contractors lien on my house. If a contractor puts a lien on your property the bank that holds the mortgage has the option of calling in the note.

I didn't feel like being homeless.

I asked Jose, "do you believe in god?" He said, "yes my family is very religious and we pray all the time" I asked him, You do realize that god works in mysterious ways and this will be settled by him?" "Uhh.. yes he will" said Jose nervously. I don't know why I said all that. I'm not very religious and rarely break into god talk with strangers.

That very second we heard an ear shattering crash. It sounded like a bomb went off. We ran to the front door and peered outside.

Jose's brand new truck was folded in half, wrapped around my neighbors minivan. The neighbor was angry at her teenage son and mistakenly slammed on the gas instead of the brake and ended up smashing into Jose's truck. The neighbor was a single mom and had no insurance.

From looking at the truck I could tell there was at least $7000 worth of damage and possibly a total loss. I asked Jose if he carried commerical vehicle insurance with uninsured motorist coverage. He looked at the ground and shook his head.

I went back inside and enjoyed the rest of my day.

I soon recieved an insurance check for $2000. The claims person had felt sorry for me so he made an exception and forgave the deductible. I went out and bought my wife a new platinum tennis bracelet with the insurance money.

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23 Comments:

At December 21, 2006 at 12:35 PM , Anonymous nobius said...

Pardon me while I break down into manical laughter

 
At December 21, 2006 at 12:38 PM , Anonymous Carrie said...

Holy crap!

I hate theives. They ruin everything.

See what I mean about karma? Now karma needs to go after "samantha"

 
At December 21, 2006 at 12:45 PM , Anonymous BBC said...

I don't know how it works, but I like what karma, or whatever it is, does to the women that screw me over.

 
At December 21, 2006 at 1:59 PM , Anonymous Brandon said...

I've never been all that big of a believer in karma, but this post does make me stop & think about it some more.

 
At December 21, 2006 at 2:29 PM , Anonymous Abejarron Caotico said...

The concept of karma is a buit more complicated than most folks realize, but that is a damned fine example of "Instant Karma"!

 
At December 21, 2006 at 2:29 PM , Anonymous JP... said...

Karma or God, we reap what we sow no matter what our beliefs. I bet Jose is talking a lot more with God now than his angelic work crew.

 
At December 21, 2006 at 3:38 PM , Anonymous The Phosgene Kid said...

It is nice to be trusting and all, but you really have to temper that with a bit of caution. You can check out contractors on line to see if they are bonded or not... Even so I would be reluctant to leave them unchaperoned.

 
At December 21, 2006 at 3:40 PM , Anonymous kateykakes said...

Although the insurance co. shelled out some cash, it still sucks. Those items that you gave your wife over the years I'm sure had so much sentimental value, and you can't put a price on that.

As for Jose, he's a POS and I'm glad that happened to his truck. Maybe now he'll think twice about being a liar and hiring liars and thieves.

 
At December 21, 2006 at 3:48 PM , Anonymous Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Man, that's a great story.

 
At December 21, 2006 at 4:21 PM , Anonymous Stucco said...

I dunno if I'd call it a happy ending per se. It seems like everyone loses here (with the possible exception of the thieves). You still lost out, as did the insurance company, your neighbor, and Jose. This seems more like a "misery loves company" kind of tale. Sorry to hear that you lost out though- particlularly when the loss involves things with nostalgia or emotional value. I carry a separate insurance rider for all the computer gear I keep at home, but that stuff is all generic. If someone stole any or all of it, I could replace it exactly. Not so with the ring you lost.

Also, what's a "pawn detail"? I trust cops less than the theives. With a theif, you know what you are up against, and they have no special protections or tools to accomplish their rotten ends. But then, that's merely my experience.

 
At December 21, 2006 at 4:51 PM , Anonymous Scott from Oregon said...

Man, it has taken me three days to break into your comment box and steal a moment.

First off, serendipity is attributable to this type of tale. Had the car crash not happened, you would have never made note of the coincidence, because it would not have occured.

The thing that gripes me is that we pay taxes for cops and I bet they never took a finger print and compared it to the working crew?

Baah! Bloody useless. They claim they are overloaded, but the basic reality is that the same guys are repeting the same offenses. You get away with it a few times, you keep at it...

If they took the time to catch the louts once, they wouldn't be so overloaded...

Yeah stucco, seems like everybody lost except the guy on the crew whose girlfriend gave him a little extra something something because she now has some new jewelry...

 
At December 21, 2006 at 6:04 PM , Anonymous Myron said...

I'm with stucco on this one. It would have been a bit better if ol' Jose had crashed his truck into a big ol' tree.

 
At December 21, 2006 at 6:15 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

Doug: when I saw the guy's truck smashed I kept a straight face somehow.

Carrie:Thieves are about the lowest thing in my book.

BBC: things do work out eventually.

Brandon: I had never seen anything so perfectly timed. It made a believer out of me.

Phoenix: Usally there is more to it than that. I would have preferred my stuff back though.

JP: Jose was such a smarmy dick calling me a liar and all. He called me later and told me that the flooring company fired him and his crew from any more jobs after my complaint.

Phosgene: funny thing is I'm not trusting and I called everybody in front of this crew. I told the supervisor what I was doing and locked the rooms with the valuables. Definitely lesson learned for me.

LBB: Thanks!

kateykakes The sentmental issue was my biggest problem, the money was secondary but thats the only means of compensation.


Stucco: you are correct of course
but there really isn't a perfect ending. Maybe Jose will look after his crew a bit better next time.
My neighbor who wrecked into him had just thrown her sister and three neices out into the street homeless so she could move in her 20 year old boyfriend and his band
I call it the Karma domino theory.
pawn detail: everytime you buy or sell at a pawnshop they record your DL or ID number in case someone accuses you of stealing and pawning later ..also to recover stolen property. Yes cops are useless in this regard and treat most property crimes as beneath their time.

Scott: I told Jose to look at the wrists and fingers of his crews girlfriends. He didn't give a shit.
The cops didn't give a shit.
As far as serendipity goes, could be. I'm a rational person but seeing that bastard suffer after he assured me his crew was honest
then called me a liar was well worth it.

 
At December 21, 2006 at 6:19 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

myron: Heck, I would have been happy with an infected hang nail..but we get what we get :)

 
At December 21, 2006 at 7:09 PM , Anonymous Otis said...

Hammer, I swear we are brothers from another Mother.

I'm sorry this happened to you but I swear I would have laughed in Jose's face when his truck was hit...I don't know how you kept a straight face.

 
At December 21, 2006 at 7:27 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

Otis: It was like a dream. I was in shock and didn't really think to laugh until it all sunk in.

 
At December 21, 2006 at 10:39 PM , Anonymous KATHBEE said...

I just can't believe he said it wasn't his crew!! hahahaha!!

I love Karma (or whatever it is!)

 
At December 22, 2006 at 2:02 AM , Anonymous No Mas said...

Hammer - I cannot believe u are so trusting to leave ANYONE alone in your house. Last person working on my property saw I was carrying and actually asked to see my gun to which I replied, "you'll see it when and if I shove it up your ass."
I did have jewelry stolen from a party I held for a religious friend - the guests were from her fucking church. Those religious fanatics are the worst criminals.

 
At December 22, 2006 at 12:02 PM , Anonymous Kirsten N. Namskau said...

Good story Hammer. It's good you are not materialistic, but it is annoying to loose thing you have worked hard to get, and bought with love.

 
At December 22, 2006 at 4:04 PM , Anonymous Hammer said...

kb: Jose wanted to remain ignorant to absolve himself of responsibility. He was a tool.

nomas: Yeah I agree. never again.
With the gun issue..me too nobody sees it unless it's from the business end.

Kirsten: You are right, it's just the principle of trusting someone and getting shafted. I try not to
attach myself to material possessions because everything in this life in temporary.

 
At December 23, 2006 at 10:39 AM , Anonymous Jenny! said...

Karma's a bitch!

 
At December 28, 2006 at 5:48 AM , Anonymous Infinitesimal said...

one of the old tenants in this apartment had beef with the landlord who sold the house a couple of months after i moved in.

so he/she used their old key to let themselves into the basement where my things (read old 1,200 computer) were stored.

I no longer own the computer, or the writing that was on it.

reading this story makes the loss feel better.

platinum is better than yellow gold anyway, huh?

 
At December 28, 2006 at 5:52 AM , Anonymous Infinitesimal said...

sorry, I meant to say $1,200 computer.

do you think it was possible that flooring guys did not lock up properly, and so some other thief came in and took the stuff?

Juat a thought I had, however the act of God does sort of seem to point the finger of blame at Jose

 

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